feem

another word for cum. can be used for any sexual reference. also can be used as "feemed".

"dude, that chick last night let me feem all over her face!"
"ew that kid just feemed on my desk."

by cipp November 2, 2007

facemaster

The Egg Man, aka doctor roboto basically meaning you're a simonhead, look up chaud

Jeff: dude did you look at that chick?
Erica: yo she looks like a facemaster
Jeff: ...
Erica: pwn3d

by bigwilliams July 5, 2006

Morgan Freeman

The god that everyone loves. Makes great things better. Handles problems with his voice. Such a hero, he played batman... BATMAN!!! Dark Knight to be exact. Can shoot lasers out his eyes like Superman and fingertips like a true god.

Girl 1: omg my boyfriend is the most amazing person in the world
Girl 2: is he Morgan Freeman
Girl 1: No
Girl 2: Then this conversation is over

by corvokenway December 6, 2015

Morgan Freeman

A sexual position in which a man straddles a woman in the scissor position, defacates into her vagina and subsequently allows her to excrete the fecal matter back into his mouth while masturbating vigurously.

After dinner, Tom and Sally gave each other a Hot Carl. Then they did the Morgan Freeman and topped it off with a Dirty Sanchez from Tom to Sally.

by Morgfree1 January 24, 2010

fakemember

To superimpose a memory that did not actually happen.

There was no baby sitter coming because he had fakemembered arranging one.

by dawinsor87 December 24, 2007

fakeem

A fine ass boy the only boy in the world named Fakeem

1.get in love fast

2.cute
3.get all the girls

4.strong

5.Get money fast

F.a.k.e.e.m.

Baby.fakeem

by Fakeem taylor June 18, 2018

fakemurph

When you crush Murph, but you actually miscounted.

Don Trump Jr couldn't have fakemurph'ed that workout better than I did.

by nkdcowboy June 2, 2017