Fonger

Any phallic item that resembles either a finger or a penis.

Tom: "Could you please hand me that fonger."
Brandon: "I'm sorry, I don't beleive I know what you are talking about."
Tom: "That cordless telephone handset that looks like a finger, could I please have it."

by The Grabulator August 20, 2006

fony

a fake person, poser, poseur, someone who tries too hard to fit in, not true to themselves

the greatest clothing company ever made! started on long island and went international.

yo that fony zip up is the shit.

true

by Fony_will_kill July 12, 2005

Dry Fondant

Dry Fondant is an alternative reference to dried semen or jizz. However, Dry Fondant is only used when such condition occurrs while participating in a Decorating Party. Dry Fondant, like dried semen, can be reconstituted with a little water.

During the bukkake at a recent Decorating Party, Linda found herself very satisfied as she took on repeated lovers one after another. Her bukkake session actually took so long that she found herself well decorated and covered in Dry Fondant. She cleaned up nicely after reconstituting all the man batter with a little warm water spray from the shower nozzle.

by Eaton Holgoode February 19, 2014

fondicate

to fondle somebody, first stated by iron mike tyson.

I wanna talk nice to you, and talk about fondicating with you, and letting you suck my dick because if I was eloquent with you, you would still look at me as a scumbag. - tyson to female reporter

I normally dont do interviews with women unless I fondicate with them so you shouldnt talk anymore. unless you wanna...you know. I may like fondicate more than any other people, it's just who I am. I sacrificed so much in my life. can I atleast get laid? you know what I mean, I've been robbed for most of my money, can I atleast I get a blowjob? - tyson to another female reporter

by mattsanity August 21, 2008

Fonging

To beat the shit out of someone within an inch of their life.

When i finish fonging your ass you're going to be sorry

by Jack Arentz January 11, 2004

FONKY

THE WAY YOU SMELL WHEN UOU DONT WASH YO AZZ

GO WASH YO FONKY AZZ

by Bigswig205 April 20, 2018

fondled

To have your junk inappropriately touched.

He/She fondled my junk.

by Junk Lovers December 20, 2009