flying monkey falcon punch

(noun) While engaging in anal sex with a woman, the male inserts either hand into the vagina, and proceeds to vigorously masturbate his own penis through the vaginal/anal membrane.

"Hey mate, you look happy... What happened last night?"

"I delivered a mean flying monkey falcon punch to the MRS last night!"

"Aww... shit yeah bro! High five!"

by ScottyMate February 2, 2017

BLue Falcon

A military Definition for a "Buddy Fucker". Also known as "The Air Guy" or "bones" It is comon knowledge in afghanistan that the "Air Guy" is the Blue Falcon. And Runs Falcon Air

This is a comon statement from the Blue Falcon: " I can totally get you a flight today, maybe..its probably likely though..kinda

by TheGuyYouSendToKAF July 29, 2009

Millennium Falcon Syndrome

Being in a car while heavily intoxicated and feeling like you are moving at "hyper speed".

P1: "Dude are we in the millennium falcon?"
P2: "No you are just experiencing Millennium Falcon Syndrome.

by Mr. Callipygian September 23, 2011

Peregrine Falcon

A six legged reptile that lives underwater. It can only survive in saltwater. Is as a slow as a snail

You are as slow as a peregrine falcon!

by ser see swee February 2, 2021

The brown falcon

The art of double fist penetration of the anus followed by the flapping of ones arms like a bird all whilst squaking

I was banging this Sheila last night and I performed the brown falcon on her

by Boosted_falcon April 12, 2017

lord falcon black dragon

a really cool person or someone you pretend to look up to

man i realy wish i was more like lord falcon black dragon

by awesome man 18+2 April 12, 2009

Blood Falcon

When you give a Falcon Punch to some girls vagina really hard it bleeds severely.

Man I just gave the best Blood Falcon to my girlfriend ever!

by butchthemastaa April 28, 2008