cancer express

The act of chewing tobacco while smoking a cigarette, often continuously.

Ex:) Jim: damn, since Larry found out his girlfriend was his cousin, he's gone through two cans of Copenhagen and a pack of Marlboros. He's riding the cancer express.

by Literally_Satan July 10, 2014

brown expresso

When you take someone's water bottle that is not see through and take a Shit in it and fill up the remaining space with water. Then put the bottle back were you found it.

This guy is going to have a great surprise when he drinks the brown expresso that i gave him.

by albert18 May 19, 2015

Poontangler express

A vehicle that is typically driven by a man who gets a lot of pussy

Dylan - Did you see Mitch in his poontangler express

Ryan - yeah he's gunna Ashley later ... a lot

by Poontanglerexpress78 July 2, 2016

Bipolar Express

A term used to describe child development classes in high school

"Did you see that train-wreck in child development today?"
"Yeah, Talk about the Bipolar Express"

by Once Upon a Lemon December 16, 2016

Panda Express

Literally an Asian chick-fil-a
(Not trying to offend)

Guy 1: let's go eat Panda Express!!!
Guy 2:isn't that place basically chick-fil-a served by non Asian people
Guy 1: But it's good
Guy 2:that's not the point

by Anonymous skkskdkdskwnwkodfknf May 27, 2017

hayward-express

other way of saying fuck

*stubs toe on chair*
"Ahhhhh what the hayward-express!!"

#wthe

by dood_5769 September 28, 2017

papa express

A 5:30 am cycling ride for fathers who can no longer enjoy the luxury and flexibility of a child free lifestyle.

I have to do the Papa Express tomorrow to palmetto and be back by 8ish, in time to get breakfast ready for my boys so my sick wife can stay in bed.

by Papa4life November 6, 2017