English

The best looking women with the sexiest accents on this beautiful little rock we call Earth. This coming from a Scottish man.

"Your accent, it's the classiest sound I've ever heard in all my days."
"Yes you handsome Scottish devil, that's because I'm English!"

by Lord of Judging Women October 9, 2008

Englished

to be Englished — v. to be unnecessarily addressed, and/or assisted (verbally or by means of written script) in pidgin English (by some ignorant but well-meaning local, rather than in the local language. ). This will usually happen to ex-pats, especially in countries still developing and/or with little exposure/ to foreigners and with poor international level education, like Japan.

"I got Englished in the bookstore this afternoon by an old Japanese hag asking me where I was from. Then I got bloomin' Englished again in the "Pig and Whistle", handed a gobbledegook Romaji menu after I'd already ordered in Japanese, for feck's sake..."

by Deke Miller April 13, 2007

Engrish Exclamation Mark

When a foreigner tries to type English they sometimes use an unnecessary space between the last word and the exclamation mark.

French Guy: Oh man, that is awesome !
British Guy: Damn your Engrish exclamation marks!

by Xavier-Marxel January 26, 2010

English grammar

English grammar should be pointed out with correct and accurate terms.

Yo see me, Youll do so l8r, trust me on 'dis!

by Popoi June 23, 2004

English Earmuff

When you're done have hardcore sex with a girl you take a shit in your hand and slap her in the ear with it

After i was done with that whore i english earmuffed that bitch

by english earmuffin all the time November 9, 2010

THE queens English

Language spoken by the queen, noted as the perfect way to speak english. That's if you can understand it!
Also uses 'we' instead of 'I'.

Would 1 like to come to tea?
We are a grand-mother! (Margret Thatcher)

by Da Gaz December 27, 2004

Proper English

Unlike Standard or Common English which refer to a formal or casual (which can incorporate texting abbreviations etc. and the rules that apply when using them) form respectively, Proper English is different. Many people still don't know that while Standard and Common forms can change based on society's changes, Proper English cannot. Standard and Proper English used to be one and the same, however with major grammatical changes, such as the dropping of "thou" and "thine", Proper English and Standard English split. This is due to the fact that the Proper form is not allowed to change it's grammatical rules, excepting the additions of words where needed. Therefore, Proper English actually refers to Middle English, where these rules for the language were set in place. Standard And Common forms were also one and the same. More can be found at Standard English

"Shakespeare is actually written in Proper English"

by Gr@mmar Nut October 9, 2017