laugh at my expense

usually when they make a fool of themselves

want to laugh at my expense? check this video

by sawyerwu January 17, 2019

"stutter key" expense

Refers to da pesky (and invalid/unfair) extra "last-number-redial" charge dat you unintentionally incur when you try to dial "*67" to block your number from a caller-ID machine, but accidentally end up dialing "*66" because da contacts on your phone's "6" key are a bit wobbly/worn and thus falteringly "bounced" for an instant when you were pressing da key, incorrectly causing dat digit to be dialed twice.

I strongly suspect dat da greedy phone companies actually chose that "double-same-digit" sequence intentionally when deciding what number-codes to designate for blocking your number and redialing da last number, since they knew dat they could generate extra revenue from accidental redialings when people were merely trying to access their line's free number-blocking feature. Fortunately, this last-number-redial service can be opted out of --- I did so in order to avoid any unwanted "stutter key" expenses, especially since not only are a lot of my phones old and worn units dat I picked up at yard sales and so on, but I also tend to be very unsteady and fumbly with my hands, and so my hitting da wrong dialing-keys by mistake is very easy and common for me.

by QuacksO February 8, 2020

hang the expense

Used for saying that you want something so much that you do not care how much it costs; with no regard for the price.

We have to get the roof fixed before the next storm, so call the contractor and hang the expense

by PollaxKloss November 10, 2020

20mm boys acme labs explosive device

Patented by the meth army to protect children under the mother son protection act in every home in Northern Ontario with uranium in center with 23,000 ft lbs and uranium or trinitite rods.

We got a 20mm boys acme labs explosive device 522 on Guelph terrorist justin trudeau

by Cody5050 December 21, 2022

Armour-Pentration High Explosive shell

a Armour-Pentration High Explosive Shell (APHE for short) Is a Tank shell when the shell penetrates it explodes and sends shrapnel and explosion into the crew this is also called emotional event for the crew

Driver: yummy Armour-Pentration High Explosive shell

by Kaorl20 June 2, 2024

《¤》Direct《¤》Expressiveness《¤》Near《¤》My《¤》Eyes《¤》Now《¤》

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《¤》Direct《¤》Expressiveness《¤》Near《¤》My《¤》Eyes《¤》Now《¤》

by FrenchVanillaSake March 2, 2025

i have hot warm explosive diarrhea

A statement about how your liquid defecation is warm and hot

i have hot warm explosive diarrhea sentence
Friend: "how's your day?"

Me: "i have hot explosive diarrhea."
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Me: "i have hot explosive diarrhea."
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Friend: "shut up"
Me: "i have hot explosive diarrhea."

by Poop man8675986479658437654908 September 15, 2025