Eva is a goofy geezer with amazing banter she tries her hardest at anything and everything!!!!!!!!! she has multiple stds buut still makes her way through life shining and sparkling like a boss.
by big black bum destroyer July 27, 2025
Get the EVAmug. A female individual that always has a penis in her schoolbag to write her sad little poems with.
I'm sorry - isek zobbi
I'm sorry - isek zobbi
Dude: yo can we buy a pizza?
Dude 2: Shut the fuck up
Dude: Why? I just want a pizza
Dude 2: I said shut the fuck up, Eva Brannon
Dude: Why did you have to do me like that
Dude 2: Shut the fuck up
Dude: Why? I just want a pizza
Dude 2: I said shut the fuck up, Eva Brannon
Dude: Why did you have to do me like that
by Murerdaw April 11, 2020
Get the Eva Brannonmug. 
A logic created by Eva M. Sullivan that she obligates everyone to know. Eva Logic is not valid in any sense and can lead to the downfall of many things. Eva Logic consists of 3 supporters while its biggest competition is Potato Logic/Luck which consists of 17 supporters.
by Neo_Is_Gone October 2, 2022
Get the Eva Logicmug. Eva Day is when all people named Eva become friends with Jamaican body builders and go to the gym together.
by Director of Idiots October 31, 2019
Get the Evamug. Shes the perfect house wife material and will make you pancakes while she beats you up with a pan like rapunzel or sm. shes a stupid Canadian with maple syrup or some shit. shes so white like the color of my walls. she will never leave her perfect husband and will work to impress men cause shes super straight.
by pee_lover November 26, 2021
Get the Anna-Evamug.