disasterbate

being caught in the act of masterbation.

I was total disasterbation when my parents walked in.

by Vivenz November 26, 2003

Detroit Disaster

When you have sex with your woman and she is on her period. You get blood all over your dick and then wipe your dick all over her face.

Me:I gave her the Detroit Disaster last night.
Tony:eww dude! thats nasty.

by Buk Lau March 14, 2009

Dixie Disaster

Property of Daniel Knight.

Daniel Knight pwnz Dixie Disaster.

by Danielknight January 29, 2009

master of disaster

Fell off the side the most in SSBM

Can also refer to somebody who totally sucks at everything.

Link was the master of disaster this game.

Steven is a master of disaster

by G37_7h3_d00r May 5, 2004

disastrophy

A really large and unorganized mess.

Wow, it looks like a hurricane went through your room. What a disastrophy!

by Chaylyn August 14, 2006

disastafarian

A failed or wannabe rastafarian.

'Check out Matt P, man he's like a disastafarian!'

by Æsop December 2, 2004

Golden Disc

A cup of urine frozen into a thin circular layer that can be slipped under an annoying neighbor's door. When melted, leaves a permanent smell in carpet that cannot be removed. Discs are best produced following a night of heavy drinking, and are considered the ultimate in cold revenge.

In planning his revenge on his apartment complex arch-nemesis, Julian waited until a night of heavy drinking to manufacture the Golden Disc that he would cunningly slip under Do's door.

by Wakim & Pablo September 14, 2008