Diddle

to sex another person

I'm gonna diddle the fuck out of you.

by mrdiddler April 3, 2015

Soulman Diddleman

A Person who is a great hulking ape from the northern isle of yartsew apap and lives in a hole with a Citroen 2 shit-ty outside and a massive heap of animal dungarees. He has a friend named Shave Horsetown and another named Caloomo the Sumo. His enemy goes by the name of Spangus MacDiddy. And in other news he once shot superman out of the sky with a paper airplane (no kryptonite used whatsoever) and he gave someone a cleveland steamer.

Man 1:I Hate you dude you're such a Soulman Diddleman.
Man 2:But I love you, buddy!
Man 1:Urgh you're soooo gay.

(*Man 1 punches Man 2*)
Man 2:Owwwww Fish Cheese.

by MeUnited Against Yartsew Apap February 12, 2010

Starseed Diddler

The extrateresteral daddy in Stan Romacks movie. Diddler means he dangles cuck, and the word dangler means he diddled longer.

Starseed Diddler Dangler; Diddled his 7th child Emmetts cock as they shared their ice cream and swallowed whole. YUMMY

by TheOG Jeff February 28, 2018

diddle

On guys it is the front part of the underarm used in conjuction with the arm and torso to form a pillow for other people to make them feel safe and comforted.

While they were lying on the grass, she fell asleep in his diddle.

by Hirsch May 11, 2006

Diddle

The fat on a cat's belly.

I rubbed the kitty's diddle and she purred loudly.

by ArtificialDreamer April 29, 2014

Diddle

Diddle - adj.

Any teen boy who is very forthcoming. Only in it for the pussy. Blatantly down to fuck. Very blunt and obvious about what he wants

Example-Sergio is so diddle. The only time he texts me is when he wants to fuck

Sergio is so diddle. The only time he texts me is when he wants to fuck

by Isabelle October 14, 2014

diddledick

when you draw a picture when the semen or piss out of your dick and or cock

man Storm thats a great diddledick you drew there!

by deeznutshomeboy April 26, 2011