Derpishment

The act of being a DERP

the guy was total derpishment.

by Therealthing245 May 17, 2012

Derping in Herps

Verb.
To grin retartedly and/or drool while surrounded by extreme awesomeness because you can not express your joy/excitement/admiration for what ever that is around you with words.
Derived from the words "herp," meaning epic win, and "derp" meaning moment of retardation(according to some definitions).
Commonly occurs when listening to music or watching movies.

A:"So how was that Apocalyptica concert?"

B:"It had me derping in herps!"

A: "Lucky bastard."

by todellisus October 2, 2011

Deprived of Making Decent Jokes

The Father of The Chosen One

You are deprived of making decent jokes.

by The Chosen One May 10, 2003

Derpies

Derpies is an increasingly prevalent socially-transmitted disease that impairs mental function in afflicted individuals. Derpies has become as common as one-in-two individuals on average in the world's population. The level of concentration of affected individuals increases the risk of exposure and transmission exponentially. Despite this fact, rural areas appear equally affected as urban areas. Cooperative vigilance and increased awareness are strongly advised as the only effective deterrents to the spread of this illness.

Symptoms of Derpies include:

Decline in common sense
Impairment of motor functions
Reduction in observational skills
Appreciation of reality television
Pattern of poor decisionmaking
Increased laugh response
Reckless driving and parking
Misuse of commonly used words
Distortion of spacial reasoning
Excessive quasi-aggressive
physical contact

If four or more of the listed symptoms apply to you, a friend or a loved one, Derpies may have already taken root in your social environment. Unlike its permanent, sexually-transmitted
cousin; Herpes, the non-permanent Derpies is potentially deadly. It is important for affected individuals to seek academic assistance immediately to mitigate Derpies-associated
risks to your social well-being.

Bob: "John has been acting ridiculously. He likes stupid things and laughs all the time."
Alice: "He has been hanging out with Frat boys."
Bob: "He has been watching the Jersey Shore reruns."
Alice: "We need to have an talk with him. I think that he has Derpies. And, I don't want to get it to."

by PacketLost August 6, 2015

Deeping

The process of sleeping in the day

"Don't wake up Joe, he's deeping"

by $crub1ord March 10, 2018

Derbing

To bop or sweat someone, a person that wants to be around you for the 'Pummel'.

Those go-livers at the party were derbing to the extreme. They wanted us to pummel their P into submission.

by Patrick Garcia October 1, 2007

derpise

to dislike extremely with no reason or foundation; seemingly similar to unfounded prejudice or stupidity

I have just met you, but derpise you.

or
Katherine and Alyssa derpise Skype for no apparent reason, except that they think it is annoying.

by HerParties June 10, 2011