almighty defenestration 

1. The act of surpassing sexual goals in such a manner that they have been thrown out a window.

After having had 12 orgasms in 3 hours, she set a goal of 42 orgasms in 24 hours only to commit almighty defenestration by having 50 orgasms in 3 hours.

almighty defenestration by Rikkitikki128 June 16, 2017

Defensive Eating 

eating all the good food first so nobody else can get to it-mark

"man i hate when he does his defensive eating"

Defensive Eating by suhhhh duude February 25, 2017

defensive 

Defending yourself every time someone says something to you .

Quit being so defensive .

defensive by Orionsmammaw September 20, 2017

defenecate 

The act of shitting out of a window.

Jack had to defenecate out the balcony window when both bathrooms were occupied.

defenecate by McCock, the Crime Dick December 12, 2008

defenstrate 

To throw something or somebody out of a window

During the fight, the hero defenstrated the villan from the second floor.

defenstrate by Jake Vincents November 20, 2003

Defensive Striker 

A defensive striker is the name given to a striker who is so useless at his man objective (to score goals) his fan base decide its time to literally re-write football to defend them, when in reality they’re close to bottom 5 strikers in the league

“Yea but he’s a defensive striker so I don’t care that he’s not scored in 2 seasons”

Defensive Striker by XD123456789 March 31, 2020

defensive dining 

Ordering expensive items off the menu when you know the check is going to be split evenly between everyone.

Defensive dining insures that the amount you owe at the end of the meal will be the same or less than what you ordered.

Jim: John, if you are going out with the Bill and the Marketing team for dinner tonight you need to use defensive dining when ordering. The last time I went with those guys they ordered the most expensive things on the menu and I got stuck paying $10 more than what I ordered.

defensive dining by mc-sj-ca May 10, 2011