defensive

Defending yourself every time someone says something to you .

Quit being so defensive .

by Orionsmammaw September 20, 2017

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defenecate

The act of shitting out of a window.

Jack had to defenecate out the balcony window when both bathrooms were occupied.

by McCock, the Crime Dick December 12, 2008

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defenstrate

To throw something or somebody out of a window

During the fight, the hero defenstrated the villan from the second floor.

by Jake Vincents November 20, 2003

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A defensive striker is the name given to a striker who is so useless at his man objective (to score goals) his fan base decide its time to literally re-write football to defend them, when in reality they’re close to bottom 5 strikers in the league

“Yea but he’s a defensive striker so I don’t care that he’s not scored in 2 seasons”

by XD123456789 March 31, 2020

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defensive dining

Ordering expensive items off the menu when you know the check is going to be split evenly between everyone.

Defensive dining insures that the amount you owe at the end of the meal will be the same or less than what you ordered.

Jim: John, if you are going out with the Bill and the Marketing team for dinner tonight you need to use defensive dining when ordering. The last time I went with those guys they ordered the most expensive things on the menu and I got stuck paying $10 more than what I ordered.

by mc-sj-ca May 10, 2011

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