Dousche Canoe

The slitwhere you insert the Dousche Nozzle looks like a canoe. Hence Dousche Canoe or another way of calling someone a pussy.

Dude - Mandese is such a Dousche Canoe he won't even call me to talk about his screw up.

Friend - He's always been a little pussy. What did you expect.
Dude - True, I'll see him sooner or later.

by Ohheyo July 14, 2014

polka dots

zits on a retard or fag

dude, Kylie has polka dots all over her butt!

by Zoey Johnson May 23, 2005

dogus balbay

Turkish phrase meaning "smelly and soapless".

If you don't bathe for a week and reek of urine, there is a good chance you are dogus balbay.

by jesterhall December 24, 2008

dotular

being shaped like, or having similar characteristics to, a dot.

dippin' dots ice cream is very dotular.

by zephyr November 27, 2003

Throwing Dots

When someone hits you with "...".

Daniel: "Sarah, I'm in love with you."

Sarah: "..."

Daniel: "Don't be throwing dots at me cause I ain't scared to tell my feelings."

by Helloitzkenny January 8, 2018

connect the dots

Where a man ejaculates on a womans herpes and connects the dots

"I'm going to totally connect the dots on that girls face"

by fuck me R rated April 18, 2010

Dip and dots

When poser skateboarders listen to Rammstein while skateboarding and then fall off and break their nuts...and CD player.

Fuckin182 did a dip and dots in the park today.

by Gunther Wheeler December 10, 2004