coke diaper

a soiled diaper that has been packed with cocaine to be smuggled over the border. Smugglers often hide drugs by covering them with feces and placing them inside dirty diapers. A diaper can hold up to a kilo of fishscale cocaine.

Not to be confused with dirty diaper coke

ICE Agent: search that one in the wheelchair. Looks like hes wearing a coke diaper.

by Pringle Can Josiah November 5, 2022

Stinky Diaper Baby

The absolute WORST word you can call somebody. This word is worse that Poopy Head! If a federal agent catches you saying this, they will shoot you on the spot and nuke the entire world.

Friend: Fuck you, your a peice of shit.
You: Your a stinky diaper baby.
Friend: (Fucking explodes)
Federal Agent: (Fucking shoots you and nukes the whole world)

by Some random middle aged guy November 1, 2023

Poopy pants diaper fart

The ultimate roast when some makes fun of you

(Bob) you are so ugly I can't believe it
(Jeff) well you are a poopy pants diaper fart
(Bob) *cries*

by Youlookingfinemydude March 12, 2020

diaper butt

A girl with that soggy pizza dough booty... look like a shitty diaper in her draws

Where did ol’ diaper butt go?
Bro that bitch shitter herself let that diaper butt go

by Kempbillton June 7, 2018

Diaper Inventor Guy

A customer, regardless of his 400 credit score, coming into a Mercedes Benz dealership and saying he is going to come back with a cashiers check for 200k dollars when his diaper invention pays off. Of course this person is never heard from again. This can apply to any said person pretending to have the ability to pay cash for expensive items when in reality they are only fooling themselves.

orgin CA

Oh, I wont be financing this vehicle, I am bringing back a cashiers check for the full amount because of my (insert any answer here like im getting a big inheritance, or my diaper invention is paying off.) Hence, diaper inventor guy will never be seen again.

by JC, VT September 5, 2009

diaper decker

The act of defecating in the baby changing station at a public bathroom, then folding up the door leaving a nasty surprise for the next parent. This act comes from the idea of an "upper decker" or a "top shelf".

The toilets in that rest stop are disgusting. I couldn't take a chance to rest my cheeks on one of those seats. So I left the men's room a diaper decker.

by Magoo Wes March 26, 2010

biker diaper

Padded shorts used for biking, also known as a chamois. Feels like a full wet diaper when you sit down after a long bike ride, but instead of urine, it's wet with crotch sweat.

Person 1: "good ride, man."
Person 2: "Yah, that was a long one. I really need to go change my biker diaper."
Person 1: "gross.... Me too...."

by MTB man July 6, 2011