dane cook

an annoying, one-trick act of a comedian who's popular sucsess still doesn't overshadow his bad comedy. taking cues from earlier greats like mitch hedburg and george carlin, he's not very funny.

Shut up man, you're being really Dane Cook.

by Dane Cook himself September 9, 2006

Let me cook

To butt out or mind ones buisness. Let someone be them.

person 1: why are you still talking to that boy?
person 2: he’s cute let me cook!

by cuntexuder56 February 23, 2023

cook up

preparing a syringe with heroin or other injectible drug

Her baby died so I cooked her up a hit but only after I got mine; that went without saying.

by _GoD_ September 20, 2004

Dane Cook

comedian that people either love or hate

1. Dane Cook is the greatest comedian EVER! i Love Him!

2. I hate Dane Cook! He sucks so much ass and he isn't even funny!

by kldsfl;ksdjfg;lkjsdf;gjls;fk July 28, 2010

Bush Chook

A nickname given to the emu by rural farmers and country folk of australia

Hey Shazza, the bloody bush chooks got into the paddock again.

by Pup77777 September 14, 2011

cooked books

(n.) Incorrect accounts, where the values of work done is understated so that income taation is lower. Could also mean exploiting loopholes, which isn't illegal. See also cook the books

Sorry, Terry. He got caught putting his signature on cooked books and he had to fire him.

by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004

chooky sauce

a delicate sauce used to add flavor to a sizzling eastern Japanese dish called sooky

i would pour some of that there chooky sauce all over that sooki and devour it like godzilla devoured many of the Chinese people.

by richard peters December 30, 2010