Chronified

To have smoked a lot of weed (Chronic) and to have became very high, High as hell, Also Chroned

Yo, Money I dont need no mo of dis dank I Be Chronified like a Muder Fucka

by Kangoe Joe October 25, 2003

Chrondiferous

A word used to describe an object in it's prime or pinnacal of perfection, or better than any other.

Holy smokes, this bag of weed is chrondiferous!

by JM_FM January 13, 2009

Chronic Crunch

The media movement that promotes the legalisation of marijuana on the basis that too much tax dollar is being lost on both the implementation of anti marijuana laws and the public spend on marijuana.

The name was coined as the media movement tries to use the financial problems of the credit crunch as leverage to legalise marijuana on financial grounds...

Did you read the article on Digg about California spending 7bn per year on Dope?

Man that's Chronic Crunch reporting...

by jacK of Kats March 20, 2009

Chronessimist

Someone who overestimates the time it will take to do something or go somewhere. The opposite of a chronoptimist.

"I was always such a chronoptimist when it came to sex, though. I'd need to be home at 12, so I figured I'd swing by his house at 9, but we'd be done by 9:30."
"Uh, I think you meant chronessimist."
"Thinking I had more time for sex? I'd say that's pretty optimistic."

"It takes me 15 minutes to get home, but she wants to me to leave now to be home at 3. It's only 2! She's such a chronessimist!"

by Palomaprofanity June 24, 2009

chronic

The chronic is a patented product name for seeds that come from a seed breeder and seller legal called Serious Seed Co. It is known for the best combination of large yield and high quality. It is whats called the cash croppers dream!

The chronic plant looks like an upside dowm octopus.

by hemlockremover July 12, 2010

Chronic Ceebs

It's a lot like Chronic fatigue, but entirely bullshit.

There is only one known case to man kind, this case is found in the beautiful man, most commonly known as Steven Charles Vella.

"Hey man why you late to school again?"

"Hey Bro, i couldn't wake up, my chronic ceebs flared up again"

"Sounds like Bullshit"

"Nah man, It's real! Ask my mum."

by definitelynottom June 2, 2012

chronik

noun. dank weed

-that's some dank chronik son. Yo gucci ma nigga chiefer pass me some dank chronik

by andydank September 20, 2013