Cum

The sperm/semen mix that exits from the head of a man's penis during ejaculation.

"After my masseuse let out a hormone, I shot cum all over her face."

by Bob Homes April 14, 2006

cum

something a guy does way before the woman has a chance too. usually during sex sometimes not even that.

guy- i know this is weird but u just made me cum in my pants

girl- gross dude

by something spectacular July 5, 2009

cum

a substance that everyone (even guys) love....like me i like it sooooooo much...

when two men are "sexually" active, when they are aroused it cums out.

by chester the melester January 15, 2008

Cum

Cum is an awesome thing that comes out of boys dicks and usually into a girls mouth, just don't get caught swallowing ur step brothers cum or ur step dad brad will want to join in

I drank so much cum, I think im constipated

by Jassy sexy underage horny girl November 13, 2019

Cummings

(noun) a term describing a mess, shambles or right balls-up, generally as a result of someone thinking they are more clever than they really are.

"Sorry about that - I made a complete cummings of my parallel parking."
"He's made a right cummings of that Eton Mess: it's got bits of flob and hair in it."

by Rusty Chuffhunter September 5, 2019

Cum

haha lol man juice

ooohw i cum

by OOOHicumpoop April 14, 2020

Cum

A liquid substance that hold sperm. It is created when you masturbate,have sex,or when you're sexually aroused. You usually start cumming at the age of 14 to 17.

When I cummed I make the wall white

by Thatoneguywhosucksatdancing February 12, 2020