Creamy

A macho man who secretly possesses feminine tendencies.

Chris likes everyone to think he's a hard ass, but he's actually a creamy guy.

by Shubaduba February 5, 2009

creak

A slang version of screw or sexual intercourse. Only used by certain individuals who are kind of weird.

Guy: Yo dawg wanna creak later?
Chick: Fo real. Meet me at 7 at ma crib.

by lilHDawg June 1, 2006

creamy wake up call

A creamy wake up call is when a male courteously wakes you up in the morning hours by abusing themselves aggressively until their urethra expands and drops an ungodly amount of semen on your face. The resulting wake up is one of extreme bliss where the load to your face results in your penis rising with the morning sun.

Robbie give me the best creamy wake up call this morning, I had a nice woody and a sticky face to jump start my day.

by Easy Rider 2008 March 7, 2008

Creamy nut explosion

What you get when you tip a seemingly-feminine vietnamese prostitue, who, upon closer inspection is a man dressed in drag.

I payed Tsung-Chin 15 dollars for some fucky-fucky. When She took off her pants, She had a dick and Gave me her Creamy nut explosion all over my New metallica shirt!

by Jacky Vengence April 4, 2009

mario creamy

possibly the greatest comic ever written. and whoever wrote the other definition should deserve a wet siggy... big time!

Author: MARIO CREAMY KICKS ASS!
Everyone else: agreed

by J.W. I.V. May 13, 2005

creamy

adj- a word that means very cool, or very awesome

"Man, last night was so creamy."

by creamyjason October 12, 2009

Vanilla creamy butter cheese

When a white woman experiances a yeast infection, the discharge that is excreted from the infected area.

Charles: Excuse me, miss? I find you quite exquisite...would you mind copulating with me on this, such a fine eave?

Donna: Shit boy! You's fine..but my cracks strait squirtin' vanilla creamy butter cheese, nigga!

by Ned Flanders Blalock Ray April 14, 2008