One who is fascinated and obsessed with their own and others' phallic. Usually the first to suggest a circle jerk or dutch rudder and often has a record for exposing himself in public.
by taintmonster December 30, 2011
by dirtycracker77 June 16, 2016
Bit quiet over yonder trailer tonight Ed..
Yup saw Jessy heading in with what looked like a cock crank
Jeez them cock crankin' crazies, still keeps em out of mischief
Yup saw Jessy heading in with what looked like a cock crank
Jeez them cock crankin' crazies, still keeps em out of mischief
by chilli ring November 13, 2009
In a circumstance in which a gentleman and a lady are engaging in sexual relations, if the lady is on her back she will be flipped 180 degrees to either her stomach or her knees without the gentlemen's penis exiting the ladie's vagina.
"Bro last night I was smashing this chick, bro. It was like Pah Pah Pah - Crank Flip - pew pew bro. Didn't stop at all bro! It was beautiful, bro. I'm in Love Bro!"
by TheRockButWithLessMuscles September 01, 2019
To vigorously masturbate.
by Goi Boi July 27, 2016
When a girl meets a guy who is considered a loser and is rejected by society but goes out with him anyways and discovers that is a actually the greatest guy and the 2nd best sex she ever had
"I so glad I ended up with a Crank Frank! He is the best sex I ever had, with the exception of Tom Brady"
"I am so in love with Crank Frank, he makes me feel safe, alive and as if I was a princess; and he's actually better than my old vibrator!"
"I am so in love with Crank Frank, he makes me feel safe, alive and as if I was a princess; and he's actually better than my old vibrator!"
by StucKinModeratioN December 20, 2016