crank the cradle

Jerk off/masturbate. Just for guys
The correct definition for women is Wiggle the jiggle

Duude, I just saw Lindsey walk by. I seriously gotta get home and crank the cradle

by Vinnnny9 June 8, 2019

Crank Stankers

When you spread a girls legs wide and push them behind her head the best you can in a sexual situation, then she farts.

I cranked her up and she stanked on me holmes, crank stankers!

by Bhazer May 17, 2023

crank a fatty

Basically, jerking off. Also known as masterbation, meat-beating, whacking off, rubbing it out, etc.

"U seen Joey?" Yea, I think he's in the bedroom tryna crank a fatty

by Sneakysithguy February 26, 2021

Crank Frank

When a girl meets a guy who is considered a loser and is rejected by society but goes out with him anyways and discovers that is a actually the greatest guy and the 2nd best sex she ever had

"I so glad I ended up with a Crank Frank! He is the best sex I ever had, with the exception of Tom Brady"

"I am so in love with Crank Frank, he makes me feel safe, alive and as if I was a princess; and he's actually better than my old vibrator!"

by StucKinModeratioN December 20, 2016

huge crank

Huge crank is another term for a larger than average sized penis.

The kid in oak 235 has a huge crank.

by Butters1369 May 10, 2016

crank out

To work hard on something

"It's been a productive day, managed to crank out a week's worth of TPS reports in one sitting"

by liquid death May 17, 2021

crank top

When you have a tank top that is cropped to become a crop top, you are left with a cropped tank top. Hence the name, crank top.

Woah, that crank top makes you look really cute AND swole!

by karliskool October 22, 2020