Coffee Creamer

When a person looks like or seems like they'll enjoy a coffee enema, then having someone ejaculate into their anus, mixing them up.

You know Micheal? He's quite the coffee creamer.

by QTEila May 19, 2021

cooter crammer

Colloquial term for 'marital aids' or self satisfaction devices

When I went to Amazon to search for a massager for my neck, I had no idea I'd have to wade through thousands of the most intricate cooter crammers known to man.

by anonymous May 25, 2021

Mississippi crater mudslide

When you fuck your sister while a midget licks shit out of your ass and your mom pumps her breast milk all over your sisters dry pussy

I gave my sis a Mississippi crater mudslide

by krillia June 29, 2021

Bitch creamer

A whore named Gracie

Gracie is a bitch creamer she’s such a whore

by Shadow girly July 17, 2021

Bitch creamer

A bitch creamer is a female that hops around the friend group she really gets around and not in a good way. There whores.

“Do you see Gracie over there she’s a bitch creamer just your typical slut”

by Shadow girly July 17, 2021

Crippled Creamer

When you run up to a crippled person and ejaculate into their eyes and yell “GET CREAMED!” as you walk away because they are just sitting there helplessly blinded by your cum.

Last night I pulled a crippled creamer on some random guy.

by CheesyPeens August 28, 2021

Fingertip Creamer

a woman who can cum with just using a fingertip
to get a woman to cream with just your fingertip

can't believe she is a fingertip creamer, I didn't even get my whole finger in her.

by Silverfox17268 October 4, 2021