A counter dibs shield is a defensive word to counter the attack of a counter dib, therefore, canceling out the counter dib.
(The counter dib shield does not have to be explicitly recited as "counter dib shield", it can also be recited as simply "counter dibs" at the same time someone else is calling a counter dib by saying the same thing.)
(The counter dib shield does not have to be explicitly recited as "counter dib shield", it can also be recited as simply "counter dibs" at the same time someone else is calling a counter dib by saying the same thing.)
Peter: Dibs on the TV!
*At the same time:*
Steve: Counter dibs!
Peter: Counter dibs shield!
Steve: Awh drat!
*At the same time:*
Steve: Counter dibs!
Peter: Counter dibs shield!
Steve: Awh drat!
by PeetRRRR August 28, 2022
by LuuS3R! December 20, 2006
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starting with the popular avatar the last air-bender series/movie an over the counter bender is the secret bending style not talked about by the nations of fire,water,earth,and air while anyone can become an over the counter bender it takes much skill and training if you wish to learn just ask your mother she has seen the bending style many times....
Fire bender: dude why is it that my girlfriend is so distant...
Water bender: maybe you should become an over the counter bender ?
Fire bender: but how do i learn such a fascinating art?
Water bender: your mother taught me everything i need to know about over the counter bending...
Water bender: maybe you should become an over the counter bender ?
Fire bender: but how do i learn such a fascinating art?
Water bender: your mother taught me everything i need to know about over the counter bending...
by BDK bout ma lazar.. December 11, 2010
by closed/captions March 25, 2020
A phrase commonly screamed at people who are taking way too much time shitting.
"Pinch the loaf" - is where you pinch your turd off in mid-poop, to hurry.
"wipe the counter" - is where you wipe your ass with haste.
"Pinch the loaf" - is where you pinch your turd off in mid-poop, to hurry.
"wipe the counter" - is where you wipe your ass with haste.
Person 1 has been sitting in the bathroom shitting for an hour.
Person 2: "Pinch the loaf and wipe the counter! We have got to get to the meeting!"
Person 1: "ALRIGHT GOD DAMNIT!"
Person 2: "Pinch the loaf and wipe the counter! We have got to get to the meeting!"
Person 1: "ALRIGHT GOD DAMNIT!"
by Mrs. Hankey June 05, 2010
Эй , вы собираетесь в Counter-Strike: Global Offensive турнир в эти выходные ?
by twilight the fat wizard March 12, 2016