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Cooter Scooch

The act of scooching ones vaginal region against any given surface as a means to relieving vaginal itching.
This girl was just cooter scooching all over the arm of the couch in the commons area....might want to pour some disinfectant on it before you sit there.

cooter crack 

That’s a nice cooter crack
cooter crack by Yuhhhh6969 November 5, 2020

Cooter Gap 

Brian: Damn Bryce how can you party that hard?

Bryce: That’s the cooter gap
Cooter Gap by The chosen council December 30, 2020

Cooter Hole 

The hole of a cooter mostly used to gain urinary tract infections and to use iVibrate to tickle your pickle.
Yo her cooter hole is green and it smells like a Jimmy Johns restroom.

Cooter snatcher 

When your panties get pulled into your vagina.
Person 1: my panties got into a wedgie with my vagina

Person2: that there is what I call a cooter snatcher (deep souther twang)

Cooter gas

The musky floral scent of old women's perfume, especially noticeable when they are gathered in groups in enclosed spaces.
Man, that garage sale smelled like cooter gas!
Cooter gas by Stoned Boomer May 1, 2021