Infamous saying a sports card scammer repeated over and over again while trying to slight of a hand a high dollar card hidden behind a Brandin Cooks Card numbered to 99.
“First Card of the Box, Cooks to 99.”
Person: Sees valuable card behind, starts shuffling cards to hide valuable card, but all his brain could spit out while scamming was “cooks to 99, cooks to 99” (Deep breath, sigh) “cooks to 99”
Person: Sees valuable card behind, starts shuffling cards to hide valuable card, but all his brain could spit out while scamming was “cooks to 99, cooks to 99” (Deep breath, sigh) “cooks to 99”
by Sick Sports Cards August 29, 2020
Get the Cooks to 99mug. E - “I’m gonna search cooking with jack on the urban dictionary.”
S - “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU’RE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING NONEXISTENT.”
S - “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU’RE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING NONEXISTENT.”
by When You Cant Think Of A Name April 6, 2022
Get the Cooking With Jackmug. by Kfkykyoyo December 12, 2019
Get the Lexi cookmug. To tie a girl down and use a vibrator for a specific amount of time (depending on recipe). then once cooked and quivering, eating her like pork ribs.
by Icshortstuff July 12, 2019
Get the Slow Cookmug. lengthy masturbation sessions which result in the room taking on an unfavorable after-sex smell such as bologna or undercooked pork.
by J Kimball September 4, 2005
Get the cooking porkchopsmug. One of the funniest comedians to ever pick up a microphone. People either love him or hate him, but most people love him. While listening to his retaliation CD while driving home, i laughed so hard I almost got into an accident. He made several appearances on Crank Yankers, and Shorties Watching Shorties
by Joey Schneider November 10, 2005
Get the Dane Cookmug. An insult directed at the Texas Longhorns.
by texas sucks big giant dick September 20, 2009
Get the Cook 'emmug.