Someone who has, will, or wants to prevent a friend/random person from getting laid by a member of the opposite gender. Also, when a person knows he's not getting a piece of tail will do absolutely anything, best friend or not, to make sure nobody gets a pice of tail by the end of the night. Someone who will convince a member of the opposite sex to go home, instead of going to a party they were really excited about, by telling lies to prevent any others from having a chance of getting lucky.
When Kyle, John, and Boy Blue were chilling at a karaoke night, John invited a girl to com to the after party. On the way to pick up boy blues truck , Kyle was guranteed a piece of tail, for she was licking his ear. After Boy Blue had gotten his truck, Jenn decided to go with him. He then convinced her to go home, by telling her that Kyle and John were bad people. Steve IS A COCK BLOCK!!!!!!
by Tank AKA The other boy blue April 17, 2006
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A creature of legend, foretold by ancient prophits, estimated around medeival times New Zealand. Said to be a giant man-squid-like creature with 50 penises that it used to rape and pillage in small village. Commonly referred to as The Virginity Snatcher... Believe me, 50 penises, thats quite a mess to clean up. ehehehee...
by (we're ninjas, you can't know) January 7, 2010
Get the cockalocktapuss mug.1. To break every rule in the book of man and completely stop a person or persons from achieving sexual intercourse.
"Hey Matt Let's take these fine ass bitches back to our hotel."
"Dude I would but the gate guard won't let them on base."
"Dude we did we just get Falcon Cock Blocked?"
"...yeah..."
"Epic..."
"Dude I would but the gate guard won't let them on base."
"Dude we did we just get Falcon Cock Blocked?"
"...yeah..."
"Epic..."
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Get the Falcon Cock Block mug.In the last 20 seconds of the Sherlock BBC episode, "The Great Game", Moriarty decides to be a total Cock Block.
Sherlock: "What you offered to do back there it was...uh....good..." *blush*
John: *epic smile*
Audience: MAKE OUT!!
*Sniper riffles shown from above*
Moriarty: SORRY BOYS I JUST COULDN'T STOP HERE!!!!!
Audience: ........Fucking Moriarty.......
Sherlock: "What you offered to do back there it was...uh....good..." *blush*
John: *epic smile*
Audience: MAKE OUT!!
*Sniper riffles shown from above*
Moriarty: SORRY BOYS I JUST COULDN'T STOP HERE!!!!!
Audience: ........Fucking Moriarty.......
by WatsonFan January 25, 2011
Get the Cock Block mug.When a friend or person prevents one from hooking up with a potentional mate. Usually done on purpose by a friend or person that will go to extreem lengths to prevent one from hooking up or getting some. Can be done by accedent, but usually not likely. Also know as cock blockers or cock blocking, these indeviduals of interception usually have the hater mentallity of, "Fuck that guy/girl!!, If I can't get it, they can't eather!!, or the famous I'm just going to fuck this up for this person because I'm a HATER!!! Also known as purpratrating hating, ass deflecting or scary ass. These Interceptive, bypassing, mercenaries must be stopped!!!
"I was macking on a girl and my so called friend was butting in on the conversation, then pointing out my flaws, then trying to bring up my old relationships, then bug-a-booed the girl all around, then tried to tell her to call him in a different language(they both spoke the same second language), Then followed us around the whole night(even falling asleep by us then wakeing up at the first sign of movement, jumping between us, making me drop her off first and we were entering his(the cock blocker's) drive way, not allowing me or her to exchange phone numbers, this all acts of true COCK BLOCKING, COCK BLOCK, COCK BLOCKED, COCK BLOCKER." true-Mon, July,14,03
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