Kush Clock

The sense of time moving very slowly, a sensation typically felt while high and/or smoking marijuana.

Bro, I feel like we've been sitting here for hours, but it's only been 10 minutes! We're DEFINITELY on Kush Clock.

by thatdude2212 June 28, 2010

I already work around the clock!

An exclamatory statement made in anger when an already overworked person is asked to work even more.

Terrible actor from crappy trilogy about mummies:

"We can do this if we push ourselves, if we work around the clock..."

Over the hill actor from good trilogy about archeologists, but subsequently ruined by an over the hill director and aliens?!?:

"I ALREADY WORK AROUND THE CLOCK!!!"

by BNOVICK January 15, 2010

ass o' clock

Really, really f-ing early.

Dude, I had to be up and out of there at ass o' clock in the morning.

by Hypermodern September 5, 2006

A Clockwork Orange

A Bizarre and eerie satire on futuristic Britain starring Malcolm McDowell. This film is about a gang of "DROOGS" that go about the night raping, beating and vandalizing the streets of the city. Stanlet Kubrick did a great job in it and it is a major cult classic that was extremely controversial when released.

Max and Matt were hanging out and got the rental DVD of A Clockwork Orange.

by Matthew Calzone June 11, 2007

cocks breath

when someones breath smells of cocks

''hey man i just came back from a medieval joust and the guy sitting next to me, boy he sure had cocks breath

by Max Lawless January 19, 2008

clock-blocked

When a coworker or other issue stops you from leaving work on time. Compareable to cock-block.

I had plenty to do tonight, but I got clock-blocked at the copy machine and left later than a motha-fucka, son-bitch.

by bizzk October 17, 2008

cocksack

the sack that surrounds the male testicles, or testees, for short.

The cocksack has different names, such as nutsack, sperm pouch, the nut hut, creamery, cum cache, scrotee, or ol' scrote.

When Jimmy didnt have enough money for the tranvestite he picked up on the street (s)he performed the patented tenessee testicle tickler on him. He wont be able to use his cocksack for weeks.

Husband: Hi, honey, how was your uneventful day watching soap operas while I slaved away at work to pay the bills?
Wife: Not bad, that whore you think I dont know about called saying she couldnt make it tonight and little Johnny ruptured his cocksack when he stuck it in the neighbor's fence again.

Husband: Well what can I say? Like father, like son.

by Skidmark McGee January 7, 2011