1) to be severely messed up due to consumption of drugs (mainly pot unless otherwise specified); 2) to be in the act of or have the desire to perform a task (usually relating to drug consumption); 3) (as a noun) a state of being
1)
When dealing with pot: "wow that last bowl crippled me to the belt"
When dealing with other drugs, the drug must be specifically mentioned: "last night was out of control, i was so crippled drunk that i fell down a flight of steps and then urinated myself"
2)
"dude hurry up and cripple that joint so we can go inside and feast mcdonalds"
"there is no sense in even trying to talk to Ronnie, he has been crippling the beer bong all night and is too messed up to form coherent thoughts"
3)
"look at Pedro, that last hit turned him into a cripple"
When dealing with pot: "wow that last bowl crippled me to the belt"
When dealing with other drugs, the drug must be specifically mentioned: "last night was out of control, i was so crippled drunk that i fell down a flight of steps and then urinated myself"
2)
"dude hurry up and cripple that joint so we can go inside and feast mcdonalds"
"there is no sense in even trying to talk to Ronnie, he has been crippling the beer bong all night and is too messed up to form coherent thoughts"
3)
"look at Pedro, that last hit turned him into a cripple"
by tom prough October 30, 2003
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1. I'm quite hungry I'm going to go to the Chapple tree to get some fruit.
2. A nice Chapple sounds good right about now..
3. It's Sunday, time to go to Chapple.
4. My lips are chapped, I need some Chapple.
2. A nice Chapple sounds good right about now..
3. It's Sunday, time to go to Chapple.
4. My lips are chapped, I need some Chapple.
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by Commissioner K August 10, 2009
Get the Chipped mug.An exclamation that can be used after having encountered a bad situation. Can be used in conjunction with; Jesus Christ, Christ, Jesus Tap dancing Christ, and "awww hell".
Dude A: Hey have you seen that video with two chicks and a cup?
Dude B: Jesus Christ on a cripple after Sunday mass! That was fucked!
Dude B: Jesus Christ on a cripple after Sunday mass! That was fucked!
by JPF December 31, 2007
Get the Jesus Christ on a cripple after Sunday mass! mug.An indeterminate noun referring to a female (usually young) whom the speaker does not know very well.
This term would not be used in reference to anyone that the speaker is presumed to have more than a passing aquaintance with.
This term would not be used in reference to anyone that the speaker is presumed to have more than a passing aquaintance with.
"Did you get the notes from the class you missed?"
"Yeah, this one chippie from the other section lent me hers."
"who's that in the picture with him?"
"Some chippie he knew back in the day."
"So, I was sitting there, minding my own business, when this chippie comes in and starts causing all kinds of trouble..."
"Yeah, this one chippie from the other section lent me hers."
"who's that in the picture with him?"
"Some chippie he knew back in the day."
"So, I was sitting there, minding my own business, when this chippie comes in and starts causing all kinds of trouble..."
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Get the chippie mug.N. Like a dirt nap, chipper nap insinuates that death is imminent based on the victim's introduction to a garden or industrial wood chipping machine. In most cases, this should be considered a homicide, although for a few industrious characters maybe suicide. References the movie Fargo.
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