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chip theif

A man similar in appearance to Zorro, and in body build to Zeus, who happens to find himself a nice bag of chips, and feels they are his for the taking, for he has done great things for both man, and the Gods.
Don't steal my chips.
IMA CHIP THEIF
by Johnny B. Twoshoes November 11, 2011
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chip bowl

The act of using a female vagina in combination with a cone as a chip bowl. Typically the subject is propped up on their head (either in a hand stand, or using some sort of contraption) and a traffic cone is inserted into their vaginal or anal orifice. The cone and orifice are then filled with salsa and accompanied with a platter of tortilla chips for partygoers to enjoy.
I had to break up with Shelly, since I went to a party and the douchers at Lambda Lambda Chi were using her as a chip bowl.

I just can't picture her tucking in our future kids at night anymore.
by R. Pontin August 13, 2009
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chip pisser

A person or occurance who/ which pisses on your chips.
"I hate that bitch- she's such a chip pisser!"
by tommyboy83 May 31, 2007
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chip on my shoulder

RFID(Remote Frequency Identification) is here. Approved for human use by the FDA in 2004, it's now a popular way for authorities (big brother government) to monitor its citizens.

Some religious beliefs relate this form of RFID usage to the 'mark of the beast' - as mentioned in the bible's book of revelations.

Likewise, many non-religious concerned citizens protest and detest the use of RFID on human beings.

However, marketing techniques overpower word of mouth, and therefore many people see this extent of governmental control as harmful and painless.

Having a chip on your shoulder/arm implies you are being controlled/monitored/hunted by the powers that be.

Do they really need to know where you and I eat/sleep/fornicate/poop?
I aint getting no chip on my shoulder!

Don't let them put a chip in your shoulder either!
by m7 October 16, 2007
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Chip on his Shoulder

Comes from when people spent more time around animals specifically horses. It refers to when someone refuses to do what they are told because the person in charge is incompetent.
A horse was refusing to do what it was told so a veterinarian was called in. The veterinarian examined the horse and noticed a chip of flesh was removed from the front shoulder of the animals leg (chip on his shoulder). As it turned out when the owner was drunk he walked the horse into the side of the barn door. Now the horse refuses to obey.
by fudmitri November 24, 2011
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chip chip pass

A game wich is usually played after getting high, where evryone sits in a circle(usually the same one as the one used to smoke) and a bag of chips is passed from one person to the next after that person has grabbed a chip (and says "Chip"), and then grabs a second chip(also after saying "Chip").
Hungz: Yo man, I'm soooo hungry pass me that bag of chips
G-sny guy(Jibs): Nah man you gotta wait im only on my first chip.
Mario: Damn, I've been holding this paper for an hour and forgot to roll it.
Johno: Fuck chip chip pass is a terrific game.
by Johno Burd September 5, 2007
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chip code

The last 4 digits of the extended 9-digit zip code.
If someone needs the zip code, they may need the chip code, too.
by Seshie April 7, 2009
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