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Child Genius

A very stupid child, with absolutely no hope of making anything substantial out of their life.
Their parents refer to them as a "child genius" to cover their pain and anger at their child's stupidity.
Christine: Hey, can I enter my son Job for the youngster intelligence challenge?

Wasteman who organises the competition: Sure, what's his IQ?

Christine: Oh, he doesn't have one, he's a real child genius.
by childgenius April 15, 2009
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The Middle Child

Disrespected, underrated, best of the family, never gets to go to their friends house, the parent never focuses on them, and it's sad.
by I am The Middle Child November 26, 2020
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Havics Child

He is the child of havoc, all who cross him will fall to his unrelenting power, he is the king of the game world.
To all who cross him, know you have been warned.
Havics Child is the lord of game and ruler of all
by Havics Child January 7, 2013
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Child of The Government

A person who believes anything they are told about the government and refuses to take into consideration any other points of view,
"If its illegal, its bad for you"

"You are such a child of the government!"
by Scruffy Joe913 December 12, 2009
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Child Ornithologist

She really loved young birds so she became a child ornithologist.
by Rowdy "The Cell" Munson February 13, 2009
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Child chain

When a parent has two or more children on either side of them holding their hands, for the fear of losing them, creating a wall that can block people walking in a crowd.
Dave: "Hey Tom, i've been waiting in this hot dog stand forever! What took you so long?"
Tom: "sorry there was a sudden crowd that came to the bathroom after the 7th inning, and I was held up by tons of child chains."
Dave: "Kids and their small bladders."
Tom: "Ughh... I know."
by Robbles the wise one September 4, 2011
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Shemar Childs

A Columbus based artist. Gained recognition after his release of his singles “Cassius” “TORQUE” and “BRAINDRAIN” in 2021. Known for his music of versatility, from sounds to flows.
Youtube SHEMAR CHILDS “Cassius” and/or “BRAINDRAIN” for examples of his most recent and popular work as of 2021.
by KelvinDistricts June 15, 2021
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