Corn Catcher

The act of piercing the anus to catch corn from your brown matter

"I got to go home and clean my corn catcher before it gets just and i get clogged up" Said Jessica Simpson

by AaronCKKJ May 13, 2005

kiddy catcher

A guy usually about 6foot with short/medium black greasy hair.
makes young girls and children do things they don't understand.
has many catch phrases "do you want to see my labrador puppies"
"would you like some sweeties little boy"
"suck that lollipop or the nasty men will hurt you"

usually drives a volvo

"Ben's cock was tickeld by the kiddy catcher, he asked ben if he would like some sweets, he made ben do things he didnt understand. ben has a cock nose"

by hallyconetoothree May 2, 2008

dream catcher

Underwear sleeping garments. Not limited to shorts, sweats or oversized t shirts.

Bro 1 "And interesting dreams last night? "
Bro 2 ".........Shoot. I can't remember. Hold on let me go look at my dream catcher. "
Bro 1 "Where you going?"
Bro 2 " laundry room."
Bro 1 " Dropping a load?"
Bro 2 "Maybe. But first I gotta see if I jizzed in my underwear. "
Bro 1 "Righteous."

by jockstrap on June 25, 2014

shrimp catcher

clothing so large it could double as a shrimp catching net.

Jess- Holy Shit! Look at the size of the Purple Shrimp Catcher!
Sam- Thats massive!

by J.Kelly February 2, 2008

cow catcher

Likes anal

I will ram you in the cow catcher

by thatwoman January 24, 2014

Snatch Catcher

penis male genitalia used to penetrate female poon.

Let me pull down my pants and show her my snatch catcher.

by Twill October 30, 2008

cotched squatters

a man smoking a doobie in a house that isnt his, rinsing food, and drink.
also a dirty diggers lyric.

"oi bitch this is my house!"
"nah its fine we are a cotched squatters"
"oh, oh okay then"

by jakis February 24, 2008