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Captain Falcon

When you're banging a chick and just before you cum you tell her to "show me your moves". If she fails, you shoot off on your knuckles and yell FALCON PUNCH while simultaneously punching her in the face.
This ho I was fuckin didn't show me her moves so I showed her MY moves and gave her a captain falcon.
by xxAnonymousKid69xx April 20, 2009
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Captain Janeway

Captain of the Federation starship USS Voyager in the series Star Trek: Voyager. After she and her crew were stranded in the Delta Quadrant, she remained true to her Starfleet principles, and never gave up on getting home. She kept every member of her crew like family, not subordinates. Finally, after seven years, she finally got Voyager back to Earth with the help of her future self. Afterwords, she was promoted to Admiral.

Kathryn Janeway is played brilliantly by the talented actress, Kate Mulgrew. She is definitely the best captain in the entire Trek universe.
"Mr. Paris, set a course...for home." ~ Captain Janeway in "Caretaker"
"Once, I called this replicator a glorified toaster...it never forgave me." ~Janeway
"Time's UP!!!!" ~Janeway, just before ramming Voyager into the Krenim timeship in "Year of Hell"
"We did it." ~Janeway after finally getting Voyager back to Earth.
by Seven_Is_Mine April 21, 2006
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captain save a ho

a male who is always coming to the defense of a female wether she is right or wrong, pretty or ugly. Would say the moon is made of cheese if the female wanted him to.
"it was such an ENIGMA to see homey coming to that hoz defense when she said salt tastes sweet"
"yeah man, wat a captain save a ho"
"worrrd"
by Drac December 26, 2005
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Captain Cockhead

head cockhead; leader of the cockheads; most highly qualified cockhead
...and that concludes my report about the day when aliens stole my brain.

Thank you, Captain Cockhead.
by yorrick hunt June 13, 2008
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Captain Apocalypse

1. An extremely bizarre cartoon super-villain created about 1998. The name is often imitated on internet forums and in chat groups by zealous, demented fans.
2. Any person claiming to be immortal and/or unstoppable, much like Captain Apocalypse.
3. Any person claiming to possess a large black penis of variable length and girth even though said person is of caucasian appearance, much like Captain Apocalypse.
1. Dewd, I'm totally betting my pizza money on the All-Time Super Heavyweight Champion of the Universe, Captain Apocalypse!
2. Level 96 tank-mages are strong but they're no Captain Apocalypse.
3. White boy #1: Suck my big black dick.
White boy #2: Suck mine, Cap.
by Captain Apocalypse August 13, 2004
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Captain Smoothness

n. One who does nothing, but screws up anything they attempt to do.
"Way to go Captain Smoothness!! You screwed up again!"
by Frazier May 30, 2006
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captain strangepork

a name given to a person who is strange/weird or acts in a strange or weird manner.
"That person is being captain strangepork"

"Man, that bartender is captain strangepork"
by Kimmm July 23, 2006
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