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Hot Carl-"Canadian Style"

It's when you take a dump on someone's face and the shit is filled with undigested pieces of corn. A hot carl-"canadian style" takes some planning. You have to eat a lot of corn the day before so your turd is filled with undigested corn nuggets.

Note: There is also a warm carl-"canadian style" and a cold carl-"canadian style". The thing that makes it "canadian style" is the corn.
In the summer, when corn is in season, I love to give my wife a hot carl-"canadian style". She prefers it to the hot carl-"old chicago style".
by peter didlo May 18, 2006
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Canadian Statistic Propaganda Machine

a canadian on the wall who continues to spout retarded propaganda even though he's been told numerous times that no one cares. refuses to go to a political board, where he would be torn to shreds.if you encounter him, do not respond to his taunts! you'll only be feeding the troll!!!!!
omg! its the Canadian Statistic Propaganda Machine back on the wall again! has he no life? LETS ALL IGNORE HIM!!!!
by da trick biatch February 8, 2006
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Canada

Large country occupying the northern portion of North America.
The name Canada came from a mis-translation by early explorers of a native word meaning Village.
Large in size but sparsely populated, the country was an integral ally player in WW2, however most of it's forces were decomissioned when hostilities ceased. Canada contributed many very skilled troops and pilots for the european campaign, and were pivotal in the European beach landings.
Economically, Canada contibutes vast amounts of raw resources not least of which are energy products. Northern Alberta has vast oilsands deposits that may contain as much oil as the middle east, and are mostly untapped, meaning there will still be lots of oil, albeit fairly expensive, long after the wells run dry in Saudi Aribia.
Canada has some of the largest unspoiled forrests left in the world.
Canada's primary trading partner is the USA, which shares the longest ungaurded border (figuratively speaking)in the world.
To address all the flamers out there, Canadians and Americans for the most part like each other, except for an embarassingly high number of obnoxious loudmouths on either side of the border.
Explorer: What is this place?
Native: Kanta.
Explorer: Canada, that's what this country is called.
Guide: I think he means the village.
Explorer: Nope, pretty sure he means the country. This place is called Canada.
by KillAllHumans January 13, 2005
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Canadian Slapshot

A male takes his penis and dips it in maple syrup. He then approaches a female, who gets down on her knees. The man then winds up, and slaps her in the face with his maple glazed boner.
Aww man her face was so sticky and bruised after that canadian slapshot last night, lol.
by WELL IN THAT CASE, SNARF SNARF January 11, 2011
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molson canadian

The best thing this land has to offer.

Kick ass taste and a fair price,
often seen on commercials during a hockey game.
Canadian: Hey! you want a molson canadian?
American: yeah sure. Dam! you guys know whats good!
by Ramy poo June 2, 2012
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canada

The second largest country in the world is also the most social liberal country in the americas. Canada is commonly used to describe free spirits, amazing sex, amazing weed, and strong available anywhere beer and wine.
Holy shit I went to Canada and lost all my brain cells and sperm!
by vidnool August 18, 2004
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French Canadian Whore

A girl who leads men on with her beauty but then reveals that she does not believe in love but is going to marry a hockey player later in life.
Guy 1 "hey you still talking to that girl?"

Guy 2 "nah it turns out she is a French Canadian whore"
by Sebastien Leroy May 2, 2011
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