i once saw this guy licking poo of the toilet seat. i was like whoaaaaa stop callanding the toilet seat man!
by holziiiiiebzzzz June 2, 2010
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"Paige Fucking hell Callum can you just go kill yourself like just fuck off"
"Callum ok I fucking will then just fuck off"
"Callum ok I fucking will then just fuck off"
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A forty year old man who can't accept that his head is a tic tac and likes to rape his nephew Eddie.
by FatPimp September 20, 2021
Get the Callums Corner mug.(v.) The already outdated internet practise of attempting to belittle someone by asserting that they are younger than you. Typically, the age stated is 1-3 years younger than the age of the caller him/herself (more often than not, it is just oen year younger than the caller). This is a last ditch attempt by this person to sound mature. This tactic is often employed when the calling party knows they cannot assert themselves with some authority other than presenting false credentials of thier opponent, and the younger the person (common users are in thier early-mid teens, sometimes late teens) the more readily used the act. When thier ASSumptions are proved incorrect, however the response will automatically be 'I would never have guessed that'. The users of this tactic also favour political correctness, vague assumptions, pseudo-intellectualism, constant small insults throughout thier talk, a general feel of hatred towards thier adversary and getting upset very easily.
"Whats wrong with being gay?
Do I have to enlighten another fat, white, ignorant, racist, sexist, homophobic, American 12 year old?"
--Definition of gumba gumba by '50 cent'
"n.) Someone who thinks responding once to an unnecessary flame is quite enough, and will no longer waste his time on silly internet beefs with children who have nothing better to do than reread their own urban dictionary definition to see who's flamed them recently.Have fun with your flames, little girl/boy, since I will no longer be concerning myself with 'em. Toodles!"
--definition of neilmiser by 'neilmiser'
"A person who is easily flamed. Regretably, I feel, since I have just looked up some of his definitions and various other submissions, and it's clear he or she is, at most 13 years old."
--definition of kung-fu jesus by neilmiser.
Do I have to enlighten another fat, white, ignorant, racist, sexist, homophobic, American 12 year old?"
--Definition of gumba gumba by '50 cent'
"n.) Someone who thinks responding once to an unnecessary flame is quite enough, and will no longer waste his time on silly internet beefs with children who have nothing better to do than reread their own urban dictionary definition to see who's flamed them recently.Have fun with your flames, little girl/boy, since I will no longer be concerning myself with 'em. Toodles!"
--definition of neilmiser by 'neilmiser'
"A person who is easily flamed. Regretably, I feel, since I have just looked up some of his definitions and various other submissions, and it's clear he or she is, at most 13 years old."
--definition of kung-fu jesus by neilmiser.
by Gumba Gumba June 2, 2004
Get the age calling mug.An amazing person who will always be by your side. They have their hard times but will got through it with amazing will power. They have a strong mind set and will get things done when it means something to them. People fall for them and can’t stop staring at them. Their extremely artistic and well rounded. Everyone loves them and hopes they can be friends with them.
Guy: Do you see that crowd of people wonder what their doing
Girl: They must be with Callan everyone loves her
Girl: They must be with Callan everyone loves her
by Lit bro June 8, 2018
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Get the Callum and Ella mug.Usually said by a “Karen” who wants to appear right and authoritative in a situation. It is usually stated by someone who doesn’t work for the company that is being threatened.
Customer: l don’t have to wear a mask; I have a doctor’s excuse.
Clerk: I’m sorry, but I can’t serve you if you don’t have on a mask. It’s company policy.
Customer: Well, I’m calling corporate!
Mike: Hey Ken. What are you doing?
Ken: I’m just weeding my garden.
Mike: You know that’s against our HOA rules.
Ken: No, it isn’t…I’m just pulling out the weeds.
Mike: Well, I’m calling corporate.
Did you hear that crazy neighbor say that she was calling corporate because I was turning on my porch light before it got dark?
Man, if you throw that cigarette butt in the street, someone may call corporate.
Clerk: I’m sorry, but I can’t serve you if you don’t have on a mask. It’s company policy.
Customer: Well, I’m calling corporate!
Mike: Hey Ken. What are you doing?
Ken: I’m just weeding my garden.
Mike: You know that’s against our HOA rules.
Ken: No, it isn’t…I’m just pulling out the weeds.
Mike: Well, I’m calling corporate.
Did you hear that crazy neighbor say that she was calling corporate because I was turning on my porch light before it got dark?
Man, if you throw that cigarette butt in the street, someone may call corporate.
by RaineyL January 5, 2022
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