Cum

The sperm/semen mix that exits from the head of a man's penis during ejaculation.

"After my masseuse let out a hormone, I shot cum all over her face."

by Bob Homes April 14, 2006

cum

something a guy does way before the woman has a chance too. usually during sex sometimes not even that.

guy- i know this is weird but u just made me cum in my pants

girl- gross dude

by something spectacular July 5, 2009

cum

a substance that everyone (even guys) love....like me i like it sooooooo much...

when two men are "sexually" active, when they are aroused it cums out.

by chester the melester January 15, 2008

Cum

A liquid substance that hold sperm. It is created when you masturbate,have sex,or when you're sexually aroused. You usually start cumming at the age of 14 to 17.

When I cummed I make the wall white

by Thatoneguywhosucksatdancing February 12, 2020

Cum

haha lol man juice

ooohw i cum

by OOOHicumpoop April 14, 2020

Cum

Magic love juice made by the male genatils

Son- Dad there is sticky on my dicky!
Dad- That is cum

by cum in he April 2, 2021

Cummings

(noun) a term describing a mess, shambles or right balls-up, generally as a result of someone thinking they are more clever than they really are.

"Sorry about that - I made a complete cummings of my parallel parking."
"He's made a right cummings of that Eton Mess: it's got bits of flob and hair in it."

by Rusty Chuffhunter September 5, 2019