Conversational Grenade

An incredibly jaw dropping statement guaranteed to bring any conversation to a screeching halt. Such as randomly dropping a slur or extreme political position.

"Hey did you remember last night when James made that conversational grenade of a joke?"

"Yeah he definitely went too far."

by JSmith4129 October 22, 2022

orbital conversation

A conversation whose topic is centered on an individual who is present but not participating.

Jack: "Did you hear about Cory? Man, he's such a tool."
Joe: "Yeah really. What a meathead."
Jimbob: "I never liked that Cory guy either."
Cory: "I hate orbital conversations."

by travipross June 4, 2014

Conversion Dick

Dick so good it changes her/his/their political affiliation and/or religious beliefs.

Matt: How was that girl last night?
Me: Gave her that good conversion dick, told me she was gonna vote for Biden!

by CD3123 September 29, 2020

conversation pouncer

Someone who lies in wait with a keen eye for someone who is about to leave, taking the opportunity to pounce and force a conversation upon his/her prey.

I’m leaving the office now, I am going to army crawl to the door so I don’t get snatched by the conversation pouncer, if you don’t hear from me in 15 minutes, please start a fire in the building so I can be released from the jaws of this predator.

by Spitballer March 5, 2020

Conversation Abortion

Effectively ending an online conversation before it has begun, with use of words such as "ntm", "nm", and "nmu?"

Person1 says:
Hey, what's up?
Person2 says:
ntm.
Person 1 says:
cool....
Person2 says:
Yep..
.....
Person1 says:
Conversation abortion, dude, conversation abortion.

by ellamine October 20, 2009

Converse Boy

A boy (or man), unknown to all others by his birth right name. Basically a heart throb to all that know him as converse boy. Purely distinguishable by the shoes he has chosen to wear, placed on his feet( converse).

Girl: “hey do you know where converse boy lives? Where can I find converse boy”

Converse boy: “I’m converse boy, now watch a movie with me”

by _Benjin February 28, 2019

Cuddle and Converse

Cuddle and Converse (#candc #candclifestyle) is the older peoples version to Netflix and Cuddle. This is when there's you are engaged mentally and physically without the intimacy. Getting to be within deep thought and expression in the most vulnerable ways possible with sufficient other.

Kelzuncut: Wanna watch Money and Violence and hang?

McFlyy: Nah, let's just cuddle and converse instead today was a long day.

Kelzuncut: Ok, I'm always down for from #candc time.

by HartlessMcFlyy November 4, 2015