sertified

Someone all about the life . A person that did it all and seen it all.

Don't fuck with them they sertified.

by sersertified May 22, 2016

Cactified

The result of a run in with a cactus.

She was cactified whilst stealing Indian wood.

by Corporate Jesus December 25, 2017

certificate of proficiency

A worthless piece of paper given to an underachiever (or someone over 30 years old with at least one divorce under their belt) from the highly prestigious Community College arena . This piece of paper proudly demonstrates the receiver’s lack of brains and discipline to go to an actual College and receive an actual degree. See also, Participation Award.

“I got my Certificate of Proficiency in Mechatronics Operations in the mail finally!”
Friend: “And you’re proud of that, wow.”

by rrrrrrrrrfgrrrrgfdgdfgdfgdfgFF January 26, 2020

cuntified

When a person/s modifies a car to extremes, either really over the top, or completely tacky

A vauxhall nova with a big bore exhaust strapped to a 1.0litre engine it then becomes known as cuntified

by Dr MOON November 7, 2006

Birth Certificate

It is the paper on which your birth date is written on. It USUALLY records your date of birth, but under other circumstances it could be used for just about ANYTHING. Most likely, your birth certificate is ACTUALLY an apology from the condom factory.

Wassup fool I was born in the 20's, look its on by BIRTH CERTIFICATE yo!

They told me to bring my BIRTH CERTIFICATE to prove I was 21 so they didn't let me into the gay strip club that I like to touch my weenis in.

by Dr. Ee-L Nar G.1 January 19, 2010

certifiction

a certificate of fictional worth.

"No where does the story mention their biggest exposure: that they gave multiple certifications to the investors in the mortgage securtizations that they did indeed have the trust assets." from: nakedcapitalism.com

I'm sure any losses are covered by the certifiction.

by Pissed Off Old Dude November 12, 2010

catified

describes a person, place or thing which has been covered in cat fur or dander such that everthing that contacts it will also be covered in cat fur/dander, resulting in sneezing for those allergic to cats.

Gloria's great, but her place is so catified, I have to use a shopvac on my wardrobe. We went to my place, but she's so catified that I can't even make out with her without sneezing my brains out.

by lightningBC October 8, 2008