Brett

Brett is a guy that knows nothing about food yet he will tend to go around calling himself mr pork chop.

You will also notice a wild brett as he is wider than a limo.
Good old pork chop

Hey look over there, it’s brett the pork chop

by Mrporkchopbrett August 2, 2023

Brett McCoy

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by benkap June 7, 2010

brett aaron

Gay

brett aaron is gay

by Yyffgddchtdxvh June 27, 2020

Brett

Brett is an amazing guy! One of the best friends you can have. Always gives good advice and lifts you up when you’re feeling down. Brett has all the best qualities! He’s so handsome, charming, funny, best gamer I know and probably will ever meet, and he has really great hair! Brett is adored by his two pups and gives them the best cuddles. Everyone should get themselves a friend like Brett and hold on to him!

Random guy: “Woah! What’s that hair style called?

Other guy: “How could you not know?! It’s the Brett”

by Beaniebunnie May 6, 2022

Brett

Weak bitch

Dude, he is such a Brett.

by Salmon baked June 10, 2022

Brett

A Brett is a star trek loving boring af man from Nantucket. He thinks he is brilliant but he is a tool. He loves maple syrup and waitresses. He has children but can't stand children. Brett's usually live alone in tiny apartments with rent a center furniture having conversations with themselves in a mirror. Run if you see a Brett.

That guy watching Star Trek is a Brett. Run.

by TexasBornBabe April 22, 2022

Brett

Smells like liquid ass he is very lame and bad at wrestling. He likes eating the other definition of brett, the poop in between the balls and the arse hole. He likes farting and cupping it with his hand and smelling it and also his partially bald receding hair line is so bad

It appears you didn't wipe too well, you have a Brett going on man.

by J Topel November 22, 2021