Boffem

To take both options when ask which of the two you want? When two choices are equally good and a single one can not be picked then you take boffem.

Hey which one of these airbrush kits do you want the Ninja paint starter kit or the Ninja Painter Now , I'd get boffem if i was you.

by Wuzhanindoe From the 'Boro Nin April 22, 2020

Bafflefullness

When someone says something so stupid that they confuse your but the word baffled just won’t do

“Wow did you know purple is the same colour as orange”

Me: .... Bafflefullness

by Lightbulb169 April 23, 2020

Boff

to have the fuckywuckyshrexywexy times

guy:i will go Boff with her
yug; wow, so does that mean you will have the fuckywuckyshrexywexy times?

by Hamburher April 30, 2020

bafftyclap

Where someone is being an idiot

John: bro I’m going to jump into that cactus
Adam: You bafftyclap

by Big Tings 47 May 1, 2020

boatfucker

Paedophile slang for paedophiles who attract the attention of the police by outrageous behaviour.

Believed to originate from Jeffrey Epstein’s Wall Street nickname

I think we have to cut loose Billy, busting into that crèche was absolutely boatfucker behaviour, he could bring the whole ring down

by Boatsexualcrabknower September 10, 2020

Baffoon ‘a’ Rettes

When a person or persons can’t coherently string commands or sentences together without placing in random and pointless facts that a 4 year old would even say.

Jesus John the boss is suffering from Baffoon ‘a’ Rettes again, I get more sense from my 2 year old cocker spaniel.

by anonymous September 29, 2020

baffoonerism

A combined set of motions, facial expressions, blabbering, and comically infantile remarks.

The baffoonerism of Donald Trump's debate performance was staggering.

by Sir Eisenhower September 30, 2020