Lemon Block

When your inbox is taken up by text messages from just one person.

Dammit Laura, you've Lemon Blocked my inbox

by Bert B. Williams December 10, 2011

booger blocked

1.) When you pick a large, viscous booger while driving and are unable to flick it out the window before arriving at your destination.

2.) When you really need to pick an annoying booger but can't in the presence of your mother, grandmother, or girlfriend.

"Do you have a tissue, I was booger blocked on the way here."

by PopeAbsurd October 13, 2011

Dock Block

The act of a person or people preventing other people from having sex on a boat.

Example 1: Dude, I was going to fuck her, but her friend Dock Blocked me and came into the cuddy cabin.

Example 2: Get the fuck off my boat! Fucking Dock Block!

by Master Baiting July 8, 2012

couch block

When one sits at the end of couch so you can't lay down and fully extend your legs, just as your about to extend your legs and lie down. (Inspired by "cock block")

I was just about to lay down on the couch and my wife totally couch blocked me!!!

by ricksie July 29, 2012

Cluck block

To be cock blocked by a chick.

eg. At the BBQ Aryeh was trying to hit on Ilana but was cluck blocked by Rebecca who quite fancied the pants off him.

Usage: "Man, that girl totally cluck blocked you!"

by LemonLion October 31, 2013

YouTubers block

Just like writers block, youtubers block is the struggle to think of ideas for content, uploads etc.

Ive been pushing out great content consistantly for so long, i dont know what i should upload now, i think i have youtubers block

by Klappd August 5, 2016

Anus block

The condition by which one gay man prevents another gay man from getting his buttfuckery on.

Jesus fuck! That is the fifth time Tom Cruise anus blocked Richard Simmons today!

by Angry Larry September 19, 2017