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Bark Dum

A Bark Dum is a self-centered, edgy teenager, likely a know-it-all. Often maintains a snarky or bitter attitude.
Bark Dum

you have like
a roll20 thing
and i can't be arsed to not message you directly

McDiamond
I do have a roll20 thing, yes

Bark Dum
oh you just burst online
i didn't expect a reply until hours later

McDiamond

Im sneaky like that ;)

Bark Dum
okay so
i might be willing to either be a player or a dm
depending on a few questions

McDiamond
Ok, go ahead

Bark Dum
how strict are your rules on encumberance, character needs, etc?
for example a man cannot live two weeks without food, but i am able to suspend my disbelief because that's how games work
i could've worded that better
hopefully you get what i tried to say

McDiamond
Yeah sure, I can too. Personally i dont really care about encumbrance unless its obvious things like putting an elephant in your pocket

Bark Dum
like
food
do you make characters need food?
or is it like
a little flavor thing
to boost muh imershunz

McDiamond

Food is like, whatever, flavor in my opinion
Im not the dm though

Bark Dum
i thought you were?
or are you going to be one of the players
and you're hoping volunteer dms will come

McDiamond
Nope, I arranged a roll20 page to get a group to play with and a dm... we HAVE a dm, but its not me.

Bark Dum
Ah
I assume they share similar opinions on those topics
by McDiamond August 23, 2017
mugGet the Bark Dummug.

Bark Fart

When your fart is so loud, startling, and sudden that it causes your dog to bark.
The dogs barking again. When I left the room Did Lauren have a bark fart?
by e742df March 21, 2021
mugGet the Bark Fartmug.

piss the bark off a tree

To pee so hard you could take the bark off of a tree
When I was young, I could piss the bark off a tree.”
by CharlieAlpha November 13, 2022
mugGet the piss the bark off a treemug.

Load Barking

The sound you hear while watching your neighbor enjoy time outside with their children and dog as jealousy builds up inside you.
Her life is so great and my life sucks. Why doesn't her dog stop that load barking?
by Exertus January 31, 2021
mugGet the Load Barkingmug.

barks

barks (: a threat
whos thay?
barks
what
threat
by barksnhotdogs March 1, 2021
mugGet the barksmug.

bark

bark
by biggymen January 3, 2022
mugGet the barkmug.

Bark

To give word, to betray.
"They knew we were coming. Some berk barked."
by Zed Numar July 9, 2021
mugGet the Barkmug.

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