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Master of Banter

A person who has a natural born gift to completely wreck another person or people by consistently throwing 'banter' their way.
Amelia: James you're really NOT a Master of Banter

James: Yes Amelia you are right! As always I might add! You are the Master of Banter.

Amelia: AWWW cheers Jay!
by we northeners knowbetter October 15, 2010
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bell curve of banter

The Bell Curve of Banter is a scale used to determine whither a joke or action is funny or "too far". One would compare the action which has just occurred with a typical bell curve with the very apex of the curve being top notch banter where everyone is having a great time. If any parties involved are adversely affected to the point where they are no longer enjoying themselves then the current exchange has surpassed the Bell Curve of Banter.
John: "Did you see that?! I just ruined Mike's chances with that girl!"
Gary:"Nah man. That's too far. You've surpassed the bell curve of banter."
by CraigJDuffy March 30, 2016
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music banter

A place of congregation for Animal Collective fans who argue with incandescent rage if you dare to criticise them.
by dopeacha January 30, 2010
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banter

The most fucking annoying word used as an excuse by assholes to tease/bully others and get away with it pretending like a dumbass committed a crime and didn't fuckin' get put in prison.
Teacher: Who the FREAK keeps throwing paper in here?!?
Student #1: The boy in the... (interruption)

Student #2: Me? That's banter.
Teacher: SHUT UP!!!!! GET OUT OF MY FUCKING CLASSROOM!!! YOU ARE EXPELLED AND I BETTER NOT HEAR THAT FUCKING WORD AGAIN!!!
by miwkyway753 December 15, 2014
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Bantalize

To hijack somones train of thought with reckless disregard for common courtesy. i.e. act like Jason Bantle
girl: so like yesterday, I was walking down the hallway when
Guy1 you fell down! lol
Guy2: dude dont bantalize, so as you where saying...
girl: uh yeah as I was saying
by sld1 October 22, 2010
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Techno-banter

A good humored, playful conversation about new technology. Spoken primarily by those obsessed with new electronic devices.
Hey Man...do these guys ever go to the gym? All I hear from these guys at the 'Geek Squad' convention is constant Techno-Banter!" "Yeah...there's alot of electrons flying around in here!
by Dr Tom and Tam August 30, 2010
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Anti-Banter

The antithesis of banter, open to interpretation. It can be applied to a wide variety of situations

The worlds worst possible insult. one does not want to be accused of antibanter or be described as an antibanterer

Antibanterer: a person with the rare skill of stopping banter dead in its tracks, worst than shanter or even ganter.

usually occurs in aspirational girls who shun jokes as a distraction to their "climb"
Chap A:wow that girl is such anti-banter

Chap B: yeah mate i know, she demonstrates the skill of antibant
by antibant police February 5, 2012
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