Example 1:
John: Fucking laughing teacakes here mate.
Mark: Why?
John: Our lass has just text me a picture of her baldy badger, smooth sailing tonight when I get in.
Example 2:
John: Take a gander at that goon over there, looks like a right baldy badger doesn't he?
Mark: Aye.
John: Fucking laughing teacakes here mate.
Mark: Why?
John: Our lass has just text me a picture of her baldy badger, smooth sailing tonight when I get in.
Example 2:
John: Take a gander at that goon over there, looks like a right baldy badger doesn't he?
Mark: Aye.
by BanterWagonn March 03, 2014
British slang meaning the ultimate example of its kind, typically an object or event.
This is used on those rare occasions when the Dogs Bollocks just isn't strong enough to convey the extreme nature of something.
Can also be shortened to simply The Badger's.
This is used on those rare occasions when the Dogs Bollocks just isn't strong enough to convey the extreme nature of something.
Can also be shortened to simply The Badger's.
You've got to be there, it's gonna be the badger's bollocks.
Holy shit! Now that is the badger's bollocks!
Holy shit! Now that is the badger's bollocks!
by The Baaadger September 14, 2011
John: "Hi Dave, I hear you got lucky last night after the cider festival"
Dave: "Yes indeed, though I am a little sore, she was a right nut badger"
Dave: "Yes indeed, though I am a little sore, she was a right nut badger"
by BoomerTank May 18, 2017
When a response to an inquiry is a preposterous denial of the need for such things. Comes from the classic movie VHF, "Badgers?! We don't need no stink'en badgers!". This is often used in the Technical Management world when asking for policies, standards, process or procedural documentation.
Rex to Bill "could you send me over the process documentation for those widgets?"
Bill to Rex "Well, we don't really have those. we didn't think we needed them."
Boss to Rex: "Did you get all the Service Management documentation?"
Rex to Boss: "Sorry boss, I got the badger answer"
Bill to Rex "Well, we don't really have those. we didn't think we needed them."
Boss to Rex: "Did you get all the Service Management documentation?"
Rex to Boss: "Sorry boss, I got the badger answer"
by YouLikeTheWayIPostitRex May 15, 2009
Badger the Simp is a bottom that is submissive and breedable.
by Anonymous14378325 November 21, 2021
I ass badgered that bitch last night.
by Johnny hot tits January 12, 2016
A fighting tactic that involves biting at another’s testicles.
When a badger is being attacked by a lion, the badger will attempt to bite the lion’s testicles to ward them off.
When a badger is being attacked by a lion, the badger will attempt to bite the lion’s testicles to ward them off.
by SaltyyBoi July 14, 2021