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Big Breasted Belly Thrasher

1) A big girl
2) A swamp donkey w/ large diary pillows who's down to screw at the drop of a hat. Usually revolting in appearance.
3) Horny ass fat chick
Don't do it Colin! I don't care how smashed you are, that big breasted belly thrasher will hurt you....
by Samhain_Knight September 3, 2004
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Breasticle

Breasts that sag and resemble icicles hanging in winter time.
As soon as she took off her bra, her tits flopped and sagged into a couple of breasticles...
by coathangerkid December 28, 2009
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breast ripper

An old interrogation and torture device: basically a set of tongs with two pairs of big claws.

Red-hot or ice-cold, they tore to shreds the breasts of countless women who were convicted of heresy, adultery, self-induced abortion, erotic white magic, or some other crime.

Often, one breast of an unmarried mother would be subjected to this agony.
“'Are they ready?!' one of the women called over to the oven. 'Ready!' a burly, middle-aged man answered, wielding a pair of breast rippers! The torturers stood and watched with glee!

The red-hot pinchers jabbed deep into the flesh of the right breast of Britney Spears, searing her. She squawked like a parrot as the man suddenly yanked the tongs away! The implant fell away as the breast tore, the sac bursting on the stone floor!"
by Lorelili March 25, 2005
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Breasteses

Made popular by David Alan Greer on the show "In Living Color", breasteses is a corrupted version of saying breasts.
"I would love to get my hands on her breasteses."
by Steven-O September 11, 2009
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bleasts

Dude 1: "Yo, did you see that chick's bleasts?"
Dude 2: "What the hell did you just say?"
Dude 1: "You know, bleasts. Merrons. Headrights."
Dude 2: "I never want to be seen with you in public again."
by anothermoron April 25, 2008
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breast assured

Similar to the phrase, rest assured, only referring to confirmation a chick's breasts are real
I thought she paid for those, but breast assured, they are real!
by GlazeHer April 29, 2015
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Breastie

A best friend of yours that has the same breast size as you
Kim: Hey look, it's my breastie Emma. Let's go say hi!

Mark: Breastie?

Kim: yeah, she's my bestie and has the the same breast size as me.

Mark: let's forget we ever had this conversation

Kim: Agreed
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