dutch row boat

The act of giving dutch rudders to two different individuals simultainiously.

When camping with the guys, don't forget your dutch row boat.

by dsierra January 27, 2009

bloatee

When fat people grow goatees to try to make themselves look better. As defined by Roast Beef in the comic strip Achewood: "When a dude of gravity tries to distinguish his neck from his face by arbitrarily shaping facial hair that is the bloatee"

"He had to grow a bloatee so people would know where his face ended and his neck began."

by Golfhaus September 23, 2005

Boatie

Common slang at Oxford and Cambridge for someone who is obsessed with rowing.

Symptoms include:

- Being on a boat club committee

- Excessive rowing chat in public places or during meal times

- The habitual wearing of rowing stash around college

- Incessant boasting at breakfast about how great he/she is for getting up at 6am

Ed is *such* a boatie. Do you think he showers with that gilet on?

by theoldadage December 4, 2010

cucumber wire boat

General referential slang for cannabis, harvesting and transporting cannabis, the act of purchasing cannabis, the act of smoking cannabis, or even attempts to remember events after being intoxicated by cannabis.

Also, a test of memory.

Origin: The movie "Super High Me" contains a scene in which Doug Benson is given a small memory test- asked to remember and repeat the words "boat" "cucumber" and "wire". Later in the movie Benson comically says "Cucumber wire boat" after purchasing cannabis.

"Can i get a gram of... cucumber wire boat."

"What did you do last weekend?" "Well, cucumber wire boat."

"Woah, wait, what's going on?" "Cucumber wire boat."

by ?0~ October 17, 2008

whatever floats your boat

This means whatever turns you on, interests you, suits you, something you like, your preference or choice

e.g. Q. 'Would you like to go skiing?' A. 'Whatever floats your boat' (your choice or preference)

e.g. Statement 'I prefer boys to girls'; Response 'I just like girls but whatever floats your boat is fine with me'.

by JacktheDog February 6, 2010

boating

the act of a blunt or joint burning faster on one side than the other.

Fix that blizzy because it's boating.

by Sir Moist June 25, 2008

Boat Goat

A female member of the US Navy stationed on a sea-going vessel. Usually one who uses her sexuality to advance herself in the workplace. Often interchanged with the words slut and whore.

I can't believe Smith flirted with our boss to get out of work today! She's such a fuckin' boat goat.

by gto2000five April 14, 2010