give your balls a tug

Man up. Get on with it. Get serious.

A: I think I have a chance with Rachel.

B: Rachel? She's way out of your league, give your balls a tug.

by Mako like the Shark May 19, 2019

Dunka Doo Balls

Drunk as a concrete mother possum. Wandering down the street in a blizzard, peeing in the road, knocking on doors and being arrested by cop who is part of a tv show, so the whole world can see how drunk you are AND then signing the release form.
Begun in Akron Ohio, made popular by the Soup.

"Dude, your mom just drank a 30 pack of Pabst in 12 minutes! She is drink, drank, drunk."

"Nah man, that's my moms your talking about. She's DUNKA DOO BALLS! Let's get her out of the street."

by Baron Von Blucher, MD April 7, 2010

Disco Balls

The act of dipping your balls in glitter and consequently teabagging someone.

Whoever falls asleep first at this arts and crafts party gets the old disco balls!

by humungus May 13, 2011

elastic balls

When a man puts an elastic band around his ball bag to keep his penis erect by cutting the flow of blood to his penis

Have you ever tried elastic balls? It keeps ur penis hard so you can wank all night

by mitch00uk April 10, 2015

magnet balls

Usually occurs after a long day of work or when the temperature outside reaches ball sweating level. Once the sweating of the balls begins then they become sticky and seem to attract strait to one leg. The nut sack must then be separated from the leg it is joined to only to stick back to that leg or to the other. This is usually cured by applying powder. Warning: applying too much powder can cause a dough ball to form in areas around the nuts. Very uncomfortable.

Man it was so hot today I got a bad case of magnet balls. They just didn't want to stay off my legs. So I went to the bathroom, had to wipe the sweat from around my sack, and powder them up.

by Chris with magnet balls July 27, 2006

Cargo My Balls

The act of holding a set of man-sacs up with your finger, or preferably a small stick, to search under his scrotum for loose change, like a hungry hobo.

I craved a Hot Apple Pie from McDonald's Dollar Menu, but was short 50-cents. My boyfriend yelled out "Cargo my balls," and I found enough change for a small milk too.

by Hot Hobo July 5, 2011

Orange Balls

N. The urge to have sex with an Oompa Loompa

Dude, Oompa Loompa Doompity doo, I've got some Orange Balls for you.

by OZYMANDIASFGL August 25, 2010