barstool

Local, less offensive version of Bastard. English

"You thick barstool"

by Smithsta February 9, 2004

barse

A compound word of bollocks or balls and arse. Which is handy 'cos that's where it is as well.

See also wordGooch/word

"Damn it! I wish I hadn't cut my finger-nails so short, I can't get a decent purchase to scratch my barse!"

by Anonymous April 14, 2003

barstronomy

Setting up a telescope or other astronomical equipment for stargazing at a pub or tavern, involving equipment simple enough for moderately inebriated patrons to operate themselves. Originated at a tavern in Columbus, OH in 2011, by "Duke Skygawker", a central Ohio amateur astronomer.

Let's head down to Woodland's Tavern for some Barstronomy and beverages!

by Duke Skygawker April 18, 2011

Barstool Sports

The greatest thing to ever happen to the internet. Made by our lord and savior Dave Portnoy.

“Does anyone know what Barstool Sports is?”
“It’s the greatest Company to ever exist. It’s basically the internet.”

by pdiddyforshizzle June 29, 2018

Barstool

A particularly large, fiberous shit that you fear may approach the standard 24 to 30 inch height (and possibly require a c-section).

I could hear Chad screaming in agony as he constructed a massive barstool in the handicapped stall earlier. It sounded like he was in labor!

by Hattiesturd September 4, 2009

Barstool

A particularly unpleasant person who your don't wont to swear at.

You complete and utter barstool.

by Jamie April 3, 2004

reverse barsexual

A girl who appears barsexual, but, on closer inspection, actually prefers (or at least feels genuine desire for) women--using the social niche of the barsexual to avoid copping to their orientation.

A: Dude, did you see those chicks making out? Hawt!
B: Yeah, I know. But you got no chance. They're reverse barsexual.

by Erl137 April 5, 2010