awkward robot

Similiar to the awkward turtle, the awkward robot shows up when things are getting uncomfortable. Generally played by a third person witnessing the scene, the awkward robot moves their arms in a slow, mechanical, chopping motion while swaying from side to side. Bonus points for saying "Awkward Robot" in a robot voice.

J. Dog: "Dude! I scored with the hot red head from the Steak and Shake last night!"

Ronnie: "Hey you A-wipe, that's my sister!!!!"

Sadie: "oooo... awkward robot." (makes awkard robot motion)

by J. Dog June 25, 2007

awkward rock

A variation on awkward turtle created by hitting your fist onto an open, outstretched palm. The ringing verberation of the contact should accentuate the silent awkwardness. Awkward rock is awktastic.

Lance Bass: hey guys I'm gay
Everyone: HAHAHA WE KNEW IT!
Justin Timberlake: awkward rock *plop*

by jimbo_z January 30, 2008

awkward sea turtle

It is using the ASL word for sea turtle... which is reperasented by placing one hand on top of the other, palms down, and extending the thumbs outward rotating. The end result should look like a turtle swimming. Use this gesture when a conversation or situation becomes awkward. This is a good way to get attention of friends to either rescue you or the one making it awkward understand what they are doin.

Irving was telling me all about his pet iguana, so i was doing "awkward sea turtle" to get jessica's attention to save me.

by rusticwear October 30, 2008

Awkwa-rad

Something that is both Awkward and Rad/Epic/Awesome/Etc. at the same time.

"Dude, that was so awkward, she's like 15!"

"Nah, man! Did you see her? That wasn't awkward, that was awkwa-rad!"

by Awkward Cullen July 19, 2009

Awkward Llama

the arch-nemesis of the awkward turtle, a mascot to awkward moments or situations.

soooo..... *awkward llama*

by jakey0boy June 18, 2010

awkward starfish

leve 5 in the "Levels of Awkward". awkward starfish refers to an awkward experience where it takes a minute for the awkwardness to sink in...then all of a sudden, it smacks you RIGHT in the face.

person 1: where do your parents live?
person 2: across from the Chinese Restaurant on 190
(person 1 then realizes that across from the Chinese Restaurant on 190...is a cemetery)
person 2, at the look on their face, laughs.

THAT is awkward starfish.

by SMM Youth Group July 3, 2007

Awkward Kid

kid or kids who commit a faux pas on a frequent basis thus making them appear awkward

did you see that awkward kid with the high heel and shorts at school?

by Alex J.G. January 1, 2009