Autism

A serious and very real developmental disorder characterized by impaired social interaction, restricted and repetitive interests and impaired communication.

Victims of autism suffer from severe mindblindness (complete lack of empathy) and often live in their own world.

A disorder where over 75% of those diagnosed today do not actually have it.

Those who actually suffer from the disorder want to be cured and are quite upset by the mass of fake autistics running around claiming otherwise.

I have severe autism. I began receiving SSI as a child, I attend Voc Rehab and will never be able to live on my own. I spent years in hospitals and institutions because of my autism.

by Najia April 25, 2009

hipster autism

The failure of one to give a fuck while wearing a paisley skirt.

Jill: Sarah wore her tapestry without understanding the Widespread Panic song.

Nicki: Oh man, hipster autism sucks.

by Nicki&jill November 27, 2013

Autism spike

An accurance when you do something so utterly stupid that it is as if your body just temporarily lost as chromosome causing the stated autism spike

" I was working on a project in classes earlier and had an autism spike that caused me to try to spell drive like dryve"

by CUMNUGGET May 22, 2017

autistic horse

Rowan in elementary

woah that’s a firm grasp and an autistic horse

by Edgy lord December 7, 2017

autistic biscuit

the smartest most amazing person you will ever meet. keep them, trust me

Person 1: Hey who is that?
Person 2: oh that’s the schools new autistic biscuit!
Person 1: oh the person that won 8 Nobel prizes?
Person 2: yeah!

Person 1: alright!

by Fart.Nugget June 2, 2018

Autistic Brandon

A mentally challenged person called Brandon he may be cool or sexy but he also has Torretts

That boy is a Autistic Brandon

by Seatbelt Unbuckler November 5, 2018

Autisity

Meaning: To be doing something stupid and rude intentionally.

"The Autisity of these people in this video"

"The Autisity of some people

by Autisity February 17, 2020