I pulled it out of my asshat

An explanation for an embarrassingly ridiculous idea.

OK, well I was profoundly drunk and I pulled it out of my asshat!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 13, 2023

asshatting

To place one's ass upon another person's head. This is usually used when aggravated, or when one is being an asshat, hence the name. Verb: to asshat.

Person 1: "John just spilled my drink!"

Person 2: "What are you gonna do about it?"

Person 1: "Give him a good asshatting?"

by munleymunleyandcartwright November 4, 2012

Asshat

A group of politicians is known as an "asshat". The place where they "work"<sic> (Congress, House of Commons, senate, etc) is known as an "asshattery". And what they do is known as "asshattedness".

A large asshat of politicians gathered at the asshattery today to engage in further asshattedness, which resulted in them stealing more taxpayers money.

by KJ71 May 12, 2014

asshat

When a person gets to a level of agitation that requires the person to tell the agitator to wear their ass as a hat.

Agitator: Hey dipshit! How does it feel to know you're a crack baby!?
Agitated: Go fuck yourself with a cactus asshat!

by Dr. English D. Fuckerupper September 25, 2014

asshat

When a person has exceeded the measurable levels of fucktardal asshatery. Their level of stupidity is clearly noticeable when they enter any room. They clearly have their head neck deep in their own ass.

Jesus Christ, Tom is such an Asshat.

by Scottokelley March 30, 2017

ashit

A man with breath stankier than a grandma's one week unwashed diarrhoea ass

Man 1 : yo bro want some mints
Man 2 : no bro, I'm fine...

Man 1 : bro, ure an ashit rn. EAT THE FUCKING MINTS
Man 3 : bro it's no use. Ashit's cannot be saved

by Octopusgod April 18, 2020

Akshith

Akshith is a really nice guy with alot of friends. He has insane rizz and knows his ways around girls. He is a football QB and Is great at speech and debate. He is either a future lawyer or a dictator. If you make him mad, he can become a beast.

Akshith is so cute!!!

Have you met Akshith? He's an AMAZING dude.

by randomdude999 December 16, 2022