excuses are like asses

The full phrase is "Excuses are like asses; everybody's got em." There are many variations on this phrase; for example, some people may add "and they all stink" to the end, or change "asses" to "assholes." The phrase appears to have evolved from the related phrase, "Opinions are like assholes - everybody's got one."

"It wasn't my fault I was late, the traffic was bad!"
"Excuses are like asses. Everybody's got em, and they all stink."

by progamer124 May 23, 2004

assertive

prone to being a pain in the ass

i see youve been to self assertion classes then...

by Incony October 17, 2003

Assessment Tasks

1) Pointless tasks that teachers of the EHBTH School give their students in the hope that their teaching skills (or lack thereof) are avoided from being pointed out.
2) A teacher cover-up word, which really means Ass Task. Techers of the above mentioned school have regular meetings concerning Ass tasks, the most common teacher present being Mr Sprod (see Sprod) and Ms Dabaja (See Dabaja).

I'd go to the super about these tasks, but I have too many to do!

Recess has been extened due to an English Faculty Assessment Task meetings

by Robert Manganaro March 20, 2004

assetizer

An appetizer that is served directly from the anal cavity.

Hitler enjoys an assetizer with every meal.

by Upper_Decker_ December 31, 2011

laughing our asses off

So amused by something relatively funny or humorous. Generally something sarcastic or potentially offensive.

When Barack Obama was elected president of the free world, us Russians were laughing our asses off at the prospect of America becoming a communist state.

by meggiem December 9, 2008

Medical Assistant

The women at the front desk in charge of filing charts/scheduling patients at any Dr's office you've ever been too. Far far less responsibilities and educational requirements than a nurse. Often reprimanded by Dr.'s and supervisor's due to their aloof bird like work habits most often due to their foremost concerns of: hair, chewing gum, eating, free Lunch's/Dunkin Donuts from drug reps, eating, reality tv, gawdy clothing, makeup, tabloids, tattoos and eating. Large percentage have train wrecks of personal lives as well, ie out of wedlock children.

Dr: I'm missing Mrs. Smiths' chart again!

Medical Assistant: We by accidentally sent that to another office. We mixed up the charts. I'm on lunch.

Dr: You have to pay more attention this is just as unacceptable as the last 5 times you did this.

Medical Assistant: Why you getting an attitude with me?

or

Patient: What do you mean you can't find my chart? Aren't these things just filed alphabetically?!!

Medical Assistant: I don't like you tone with me, and besides we are very busy here right now please hold. To other MA's: Did anyone see Dancing with the Stars last night?

by mad smart June 29, 2012

Aim Assist

A Minecraft hack found in the Vape hacked client and is a modification that is "use at your own risk" according to the Hypixel staff team. Many cheaters use this cheat, especially on Hypixel ranked SkyWars.

Tenebrous: Stop using aim assist noob ur so blatant 3.4 block Reach with reach display mod and no Misplace
Stinggler: Stop with the accusations im not using Reach or Aim Assist
Tenebrous: *makes video on Stinggler*

by hibernatemc June 11, 2018