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Asian Tingles

When you are near or touching something that makes you Asian and gives you Tingles
Wow that melted cheese stick gives me the Asian Tingles
by Red4728472 December 11, 2019
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Asian Sitdown

When one or more Asian people sit down and have a conversation, usually about something that is uncomfortable or conflict-driven.
After our breakup, Joni and I needed to have an Asian sitdown to talk about how we were going to divide our things.

When I heard that Margie was spreading gossip about me, I emailed her and told her we needed to have an Asian sitdown.
by dkyn September 27, 2012
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Asian scene

A commotion or scuffle when individuals or parties fight to pay the bill.
Mr. Chang: Oh let me get this one.
Mr. Lee: No, no. You paid last time, it's my turn.
Mr. Chang: Back off son or I'm about to start an Asian scene.

Put away wallet Xue Ling or mama will make Asian scene!
by J5T June 13, 2011
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Asian parents

The type of parents who will literally punish you to death if it means coming home without an A grade or better.
Expect little to no allowance as they are literally fucktards who just wanna save every single cent and not let their kids indulge in anything.
Expects you to go to some ivy league school and forces you to study till your brains go bonkers.
Expects you to get married as soon as you hit your late 20s and will nag at you until you are deaf.
They don't realise how much times have changed and it's no longer the traditional upbringing that makes someone do well in society. Why based a child's worth on how many achievements he's got? That's like raising a kid and then expect him to repay you with triple or double the amount.

Funny incident:
I was at one of my best bud's house at one time and he got yelled at for being a moron since he hasn't cleaned up his room. He then replies since it would be messy again then why bother cleaning it. He got grounded apparently. As of currently, he has moved out and stayed with a couple of friends here and there. He told me he has never feel so much happier instead of the constant berating and getting fucked by his parents for trivial issues such as grades,haircut,what time he has to go home,etc. The list goes on. He has moved out so yeah.
by BrynnBang89 February 11, 2021
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Sexy asian

Sexy asian can crush you with his thighs like a hydraulic press, even tho he is asian his dick is ginormous he may only be 25% asian but he don’t act like it he can be very retarded but is actually smart probably the asian in him, he is also a fucking unit aka as a marksman in the pussy department he has many nicknames like Korean Jesus how amazing sexy asian can even suck his own dick how spectacular, he is pretty athletic at times he will beat your ass and leaving you left like tatties,he even has the odasic balls/cock to call every girl shawty what a fucking goat!!!!
Sexy asian just a fucking legend
by !!!Korean Jesus!!! April 21, 2022
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asian hurricane

when 3 or more asians firmly grasp there acquaintances cocks and spit and twist until the male cums enough to form a wave like shape of cum towards there asian brothers while they slowly try and find out why they belong
the boys really wanted to try a asian hurricane but didn’t have enough guys
by Vikingowen February 2, 2022
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driving asian

The act of driving horribly with little regard to those drivers around them. Typically characterized by weaving, sudden lane changes, lack of signaling, too slow or more than likely, too fast. Generally the driver, if seen, is a woman of any age and of Asian decent performing the act of using a cell phone to talk and/or text, apply makeup, drink an espresso latte, etc. Such drivers are nearly always driving a Lexus or some other expensive car, and many drive expensive, large SUV's like an Escalade or Hummer.
Dude, watch out for that big white Escalade with the driver who looks the size a 5 year old, she is most definitely driving Asian!
by Mahogany Ride August 22, 2007
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