panic attack

A panic attack is basically one of the worst things that anyone could ever experience. If you are having a panic attack you feel nauseas, very hot like you have a fever, feel like you have to go to the bathroom, and feel very scared/worried all at the same time.

Panic attacks are some of the worst things that you could ever experience.

by Jnelsonmarka October 1, 2006

Jack Attack

When you’re laying in bed and your horny so you fuck your pillow, cum all over the pillow then proceed to flip it over and go to sleep

“Man did you boys ever fuck the shit outta your pillow as a kid?”
“No cunt that’s fucked”
“Nah well it’s good as, was doing it last night”
“You’re fucked up Jack”
“Nah I call it the Jack Attack”

by Bbbbaaaz September 3, 2019

spaz attack

getting overly worried or hyper about something

"You better control her, just in case she has a spaz attack or something."

by Triggure August 2, 2006

Fap-Attack

The act of be able to think of nothing but fapping, and having the need to fap immediately. Often caused by not fapping over a long period time, or viewing viewing a fap-tastic sight.

Beau had a massive Fap-Attack when he saw that chick because he hadnt fapped in hours.

by LocsOnly January 10, 2010

Lil Wayne Attack

A Lil Wayne Attack is when someone suddenly feels the urge to listen to Lil Wayne profusely, to the annoyance of others. Often this person can be heard repeating verses of Lil Wayne song as the stroll though their day. Usually, people affected by this disorder tend to listen to older, less popular, Lil Wayne songs. Middle class, white, public school teens usually have Lil Wayne Attacks.

John rolls up pumping some Lil Wayne.

Rick: Dude, what the fuck. We need to seek some medical help for John's Lil Wayne Attack. It's getting a little out of hand.

Steve: Yeah dude, it's like the fourth day he has rolled up listen to Lil Wayne. If he doesn't stop reciting lyrics, I will revoke my friendship.

by Bedmaster2214 February 25, 2010

fiber attack

An urgent and somewhat surprising evacuation of the bowels.

Those frosted mini wheats sure gave me one hell of a fiber attack.

by Archibald Sanisac June 21, 2008

roffs attack

when one is laughing so hard that they momenterily lose control over their body

omg dude is that guy having a seizure???
no dude it just looks like a roffs attack

by bob3540945723160 January 13, 2010