splat attack

The aftermath of severe diarrhoea whilst using the lavatory.

Jesus Christ that was a splat attack, you might want to give that a minute

by raidiohead44 August 22, 2017

Boogie Attack

An unwanted, somewhat aggressive approach in a club/dance hall/bar by a rather unattractive or drunk person, by method of dancing towards the victim, usually backwards, with the rear-end moving like the pendulum on a grandfather clock, gyrating up against the victim like the attacker was wiping their ass on the victims clothes.

Britney: "Holy crap, don't look"
Moesha: "What , what is it?"
Britney: "Damn girl, that fugly guy is looking at us. He's dancing like he's gonna do a boogie attack on me... eugh..."

by IAmJeff November 11, 2009

Japanic Attack

The mother of all panic attacks, it's three times worse, and you don't see it coming. It eventually leads to continual meltdowns, and the fallout affects everyone you care about.

OMG! OMG! OMG! I'm having a Japanic attack!!!

by John Pennington April 11, 2011

Laugh Attack

When you laugh at something funny and for a long time you just keep laughing

Im having a Laugh attack

by Trendcrave September 30, 2017

Kak-Attack

When a momther is a lad but then you see Kakyoin and start violently shaking and screaming

Is that a mom? OH NO ITS TRAP KAKYOIN AAAAAA IM HAVING A KAK-ATTACK GUYS PLEASE HELP

by Spedwagon July 30, 2019

Sneak Attack

Sticking your penis in your friends ass during a threesome, when he is balls deep in a girl.

Dude 1: "Ow, dude! My ass!
Dude 2: "Sneak Attack"

by King of Pedars October 17, 2022

Breath Attack

When an individual's breathing is constrained

Carmen what's wrong?!

I'm having a breath attack! I HAVE SO MUCH BREATH!

by _____Fleur November 23, 2009